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  1. Guest

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    so long as questions are being posted in this thread!
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  2. JohnK

    JohnK Veteran Member

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    Is it true that the moon landing was a hoax?
     


  3. Kiwi Flyer

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    what is your bank account number and pin?
     
  4. Guest

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    Define "moon" ?

    If by the whiteish rock you see in the night sky, then yes.. it was fake. The big white thing you see is really the molecular dust radiating from the earths bio-magnetic poles above AREA 51. It's a fake!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Guest

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    I have no personal bank accounts. Every cent I make is put into a "salary sacrifice" fund .. which at the moment is a fund to buy-out New Zealand so that I can start my global takeover of mechanical sheep.
     


  6. BlacKnox

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    Great :lol: :!: As for me, can't think of anything witty to say this morning :oops: .
     
  7. Kiwi Flyer

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    Mechanical sheep - is that the same as electric sheep?
     
  8. serfty

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    Almost, they make the same type of Baa noises (I think the Voice boxes are mass produced in Taiwan).

    However, the former you need to wind up with a key, the latter type is rechargeable from any 110-250VAC source. :p
     
  9. Kiwi Flyer

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    does it come with an electric monk?
     
  10. serfty

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    Only the electic version. The monk doubles as a portable power source and can be used with an adaptor to recharge your electric sheep.

    Another optional extra for the electic sheep is a solor powered recharger.

    They tried a wind turbine version but the sheeps' microchips became afflicted with a virtual dizzy virus!
     
  11. Kiwi Flyer

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    Naturally anyone with sense takes this extra - the standard lunar powered charger only gives enough juice for one full and one half baa. Which is what gave rise to the expression lunatic barber.
     
  12. bambbbam2

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    Q: Why was Kim Beazley on the news last night talking about how kids are so fat these days?
     
  13. JohnK

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    The whiteish rock we see in the night sky but many times also appears in the day sky. :shock:

    Good answer. :)
     
  14. NM

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    And here was me thinking it was a huge chunk of cheese.
     
  15. Guest

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    hahah you can't be serious....

    I have never seen Kim Beazley go off on his own agenda unless it includes attacking someone.... so my answer is "Because weight is a hot topic and he had nothing better to complain about this week"

    If he lost 100kg, fixed those teeth and started being nicer in the media he might actually have a chance at getting past 3rd base 8)
     
  16. aus_flyer

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    QF FF number, surname and pin?
    (Hopefully you haven't completed a family transfer in the last 12 months)
     
  17. Guest

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    I'll get back to you soon... phishing around for it now :wink:
     
  18. aus_flyer

    aus_flyer Established Member

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    Look forward to your reply
     
  19. vaccav

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    How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning if the roads are blocked by snow ? (I have it on good advice that he's not allowed to take the snow plough home each night).
     
  20. oz_mark

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    I was wondering where that dodgy looking email came from :)
     
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