I will answer ANY question about ANYTHING - HONESTLY !

[Guest]

so long as questions are being posted in this thread!

 

[JohnK]

Is it true that the moon landing was a hoax?

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

what is your bank account number and pin?

 

[Guest]

Is it true that the moon landing was a hoax?

Define "moon" ?

If by the whiteish rock you see in the night sky, then yes.. it was fake. The big white thing you see is really the molecular dust radiating from the earths bio-magnetic poles above AREA 51. It's a fake!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

what is your bank account number and pin?

I have no personal bank accounts. Every cent I make is put into a "salary sacrifice" fund .. which at the moment is a fund to buy-out New Zealand so that I can start my global takeover of mechanical sheep.

 

[BlacKnox]

what is your bank account number and pin?

I have no personal bank accounts. Every cent I make is put into a "salary sacrifice" fund .. which at the moment is a fund to buy-out New Zealand so that I can start my global takeover of mechanical sheep.

Great :!: As for me, can't think of anything witty to say this morning .

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Mechanical sheep - is that the same as electric sheep?

 

[serfty]

Mechanical sheep - is that the same as electric sheep?

Almost, they make the same type of Baa noises (I think the Voice boxes are mass produced in Taiwan).

However, the former you need to wind up with a key, the latter type is rechargeable from any 110-250VAC source.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

does it come with an electric monk?

 

[serfty]

does it come with an electric monk?

Only the electic version. The monk doubles as a portable power source and can be used with an adaptor to recharge your electric sheep.

Another optional extra for the electic sheep is a solor powered recharger.

They tried a wind turbine version but the sheeps' microchips became afflicted with a virtual dizzy virus!

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Another optional extra for the electic sheep is a solor powered recharger.

Naturally anyone with sense takes this extra - the standard lunar powered charger only gives enough juice for one full and one half baa. Which is what gave rise to the expression lunatic barber.

 

[bambbbam2]

Q: Why was Kim Beazley on the news last night talking about how kids are so fat these days?

 

[JohnK]

Define "moon" ?

The whiteish rock we see in the night sky but many times also appears in the day sky. :shock:

Good answer.

 

[NM]

Define "moon" ?

The whiteish rock we see in the night sky but many times also appears in the day sky. :shock:

Good answer.

And here was me thinking it was a huge chunk of cheese.

 

[Guest]

Q: Why was Kim Beazley on the news last night talking about how kids are so fat these days?

hahah you can't be serious....

I have never seen Kim Beazley go off on his own agenda unless it includes attacking someone.... so my answer is "Because weight is a hot topic and he had nothing better to complain about this week"

If he lost 100kg, fixed those teeth and started being nicer in the media he might actually have a chance at getting past 3rd base 8)

 

[aus_flyer]

QF FF number, surname and pin?
(Hopefully you haven't completed a family transfer in the last 12 months)

 

[Guest]

QF FF number, surname and pin?
(Hopefully you haven't completed a family transfer in the last 12 months)

I'll get back to you soon... phishing around for it now :wink:

 

[aus_flyer]

QF FF number, surname and pin?
(Hopefully you haven't completed a family transfer in the last 12 months)

I'll get back to you soon... phishing around for it now :wink:

Look forward to your reply

 

[vaccav]

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning if the roads are blocked by snow ? (I have it on good advice that he's not allowed to take the snow plough home each night).

 

[oz_mark]

QF FF number, surname and pin?
(Hopefully you haven't completed a family transfer in the last 12 months)

I'll get back to you soon... phishing around for it now :wink:

I was wondering where that dodgy looking email came from