How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[oz_mark]

So is this discussion about swapping a burnt out light bulb that no longer works for a new one or actually changing a light bulb? I would imagine that it would very hard to change a light bulb. Once a light bulb always a light bulb....

...but with the right therapy.

 

[serfty]

See posts #1 thru #6 for further information.

... and post #40 ...

 

[NM]

Good to see we now have a battery of bad puns :idea:. In fact, there are so many we could filament with them :idea:. Such a large capacitance for poor humour :idea:. Perhaps we need to be charged and sent ohm :idea:. Its just a shame the puns are all so old. Can anyone find any more current ones?

 

[simongr]

Please just let it stop - isnt this thing terminal yet?

 

[JohnK]

...but with the right therapy.

Yes but the light bulb would have to want to change....

 

[Keith009]

Please just let it stop - isnt this thing terminal yet?

It might never burn out, like the Totally OT Thread. :idea:

 

[oz_mark]

Please just let it stop - isnt this thing terminal yet?

I am shocked you said that. Obviously I see your capacitance is low, and these things are worse in series, but resistance is futile.

Now stop making me laugh, it hertz. Lets conductor serious conversation

 

[simongr]

Yes but the light bulb would have to want to change....

But does the bulb need to change or do we need to change our perception of it?

 

[oz_mark]

But does the bulb need to change or do we need to change our perception of it?

Quite an illuminating thought.

 

[Flashback]

I have a bright idea. What if we could use the sun to light the room?

 

[simongr]

Could we fit it in one of those little globes?

 

[Flashback]

Could we fit it in one of those little globes?

Possibly, if by globe you are referencing to Earth

 

[straitman]

It might never burn out, like the Totally OT Thread. :idea:

But that hasn't burnt out. It will remain bright indefinitely :!:

 

[Flashback]

But that hasn't burnt out. It will remain bright indefinitely :!:

It looks like we may be dimmed, then.

 

[straitman]

It looks like we may be dimmed, then.

I'd possibly retort with 'Some around here are already dim' BUT that is politically insensitive so I won't say it after all.

 

[Flashback]

I'd possibly retort with 'Some around here are already dim' BUT that is politically insensitive so I won't say it after all.

But subtly you did say it

Which begs the question..... how many light bulbs does it take to change a forum member

 

[serfty]

It might never burn out, like the Totally OT Thread. :idea:

Maybe they could become parallel threads ...

 

[NM]

I have a bright idea. What if we could use the sun to light the room?

Or perhaps use the sun to remove the darkness from the room :idea:

 

[Flashback]

Or perhaps use the sun to remove the darkness from the room :idea:

Does the sun attract the dark? I guess it's true what they say, opposites attract.

 

[NM]

Does the sun attract the dark? I guess it's true what they say, opposites attract.

The sun is the ultimate dark sucker :idea: