Good satire, haha.The Liberal victory will see the end of talk of future Melbourne Metro 2 and the suburban rail loop, enabling the funds to be directed into the vital East-West link and other important freeway and road infrastructure. Labor needs to realise that public transport doesn't serve the needs of the average middle class eastern suburban residents: cars such as large SUVs are as Australian as meat pies and Holden cars.
When the libs get in next in Vic they can set about eliminating 50 road intersections as they've promised. This construction will then eliminate all road congestion in Melbourne for decades to come and prevent the disruption to our roads that the Metro tunnel is causing. One only has to look at all the major European cities where they have abandoned freeway construction through the middle of their cities in favour of more and more public transport - their roads are congested 24/7, there's nowhere to park in central city areas.
New coal fired power stations all the way up the Queensland coast and fed from Adani will literally turn that state into Australia's powerhouse, providing jobs and growth that the Barrier Reef tourism industry could only dream about.