serfty said:
			
		
	
	
		
		
			To be fair, I feel the poll could have used a 5th option: High Quality First Class grade leather ...
... however I would still have gone for fabric ...
		
		
	 
Like most polls, it is designed to give the answer they want.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Mr. Woolley, are you worried about the rise in crime among teenagers? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Do you think there is lack of discipline and vigorous training in our Comprehensive Schools? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Do you think young people welcome some structure and leadership in their lives? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Do they respond to a challenge? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Might you be in favour of reintroducing National Service? 
Bernard Woolley: Er, I might be. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes or no? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Of course, after all you've said you can't say no to that. On the other hand, the surveys can reach opposite conclusions. 
[survey two] 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Mr. Woolley, are you worried about the danger of war? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Are you unhappy about the growth of armaments? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Do you think there's a danger in giving young people guns and teaching them how to kill? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Do you think it's wrong to force people to take arms against their will? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Would you oppose the reintroduction of conscription? 
Bernard Woolley: Yes. 
[does a double-take] 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: There you are, Bernard. The perfectly balanced sample.