OT Virgin Check In Story

Discussion in 'Virgin Australia Velocity' started by infoworks, Jun 1, 2007.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Welcome to Australia's leading independent Frequent Flyer and Travel Resource!
Our site contains tons of information that will improve your travel experience.
Joining AFF is fast, simple & ABSOLUTELY FREE -  join now by clicking on the JOIN NOW button, and take immediate advantage of these great BENEFITS.
Once registered, this box will disappear. And you will see fewer advertisements :)
  1. infoworks

    infoworks Member

    Aug 11, 2002
    I think this is an "urban myth" based on old airline jokes, but supposedly recently true. I am sceptical, but post it for interest's sake!

    For all Employees Who Deal With Rude Customers.

    An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some weeks ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from

    Asingle attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
    The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
    Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone:
    "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind
    him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to fly QANTAS for that service
    [FONT='BernhardMod BT','serif'][/FONT]

  2. NM


    Aug 27, 2004
    Flight Map:
    View my flight map
    hmm, Virgin Airlines, 767, First Class .... its definitely a myth. But still funny after all these years :D .
  3. oz_mark

    oz_mark Enthusiast

    Jun 30, 2002
    Flight Map:
    View my flight map
    The details (different airlines in different versions) of the story keep changing, and I have oft wondered if there is any truth behind it. But, it is funny. Mind you, the bit at the end seems to be a recent twist to the story :)
  4. Evan

    Evan Established Member

    Dec 26, 2006
    SIN / MEL
    I am sure something similar to the story has happened somewhere, maybe not quiet so dramatic but these things usually start from a real situation and just get made more dramatic :)

    I must admit i have had some quiet funny announcements from pilots over the years, every now and then they come up with a good joke or another about some situation that is happening or happened.

  5. SeaWolf

    SeaWolf Active Member

    Jan 24, 2007

Share This Page