I need to fly MEL-BNE-SIN-MEL soon. Went on to qantas.com.au to get tickets. About $4,500 in business class if I fly EK metal with QF flight numbers for the two international sectors or over $7,000 to fly on Qantas metal. D'oh as Homer says! QF really are bonkers!
Btw, I need two tickets so...