You know you are a frequent flyer when ...

[McFly]

You spend less time at your destination than the flight crew

 

[Beano]

SC anxiety then! The cure: Take another flight, repeat at regular intervals.

Add checking regularly to see if you GIFT arrived and perhaps upgraded your status!

 

[RooFlyer]

You are able to make a Business Award seat redemption on KM Malta Airlines

 

[MathNerd]

When sitting in the SIN T3 SKL, and they're paging pax from certain flights, by flight number, and you know the destination of the flight before they mention it.

For example: "Paging all passengers for flight SQ241, bound for..." and you say "SYDNEY" before they do, much to the dismay of your travelling partner (who's not as much into frequent flying as you are).

Also, when you enter the lounge using a thermal paper boarding pass that's just flimsy with a capital F, and the first question you ask is "Can I upgrade this to the proper one?" and they comply without kicking up a fuss. Gotta love SQ.

 

[RooFlyer]

"Can I upgrade this to the proper one?"

That's almost exactly what I say when checking into a lounge, after doing on-line check-in. "Can I get a proper boarding pass, please?"

 

[Beano]

That's almost exactly what I say when checking into a lounge, after doing on-line check-in. "Can I get a proper boarding pass, please?"

They make great bookmarks, but need replacing every so often!

 

[Seat0B]

Can I upgrade this to the proper one?"

That's almost exactly what I say when checking into a lounge, after doing on-line check-in. "Can I get a proper boarding pass, please?"

Me too!

 

[sader]

…when you go for a pee in the SYD F lounge and realise they’ve now changed the door handle 3 times since you started coming here

 

[Bundy Bear]

Flying Virgin because its cheaper than flying Qantas even though I have life time gold.

 

[HirafuHeartAttack]

Flying Virgin because its cheaper than flying Qantas even though I have life time gold.

Or knowing that on some occassions VA business is cheaper than even a QF red e-deal on the same route an hour apart...

 

[MathNerd]

When you use the VA lounge showers to have your daily/twice daily shower rather than at home (especially after a long long red-eye from SFO).