You know you are a frequent flyer when ...

[McFly]

You spend less time at your destination than the flight crew

 

[Beano]

SC anxiety then! The cure: Take another flight, repeat at regular intervals.

Add checking regularly to see if you GIFT arrived and perhaps upgraded your status!

 

[RooFlyer]

You are able to make a Business Award seat redemption on KM Malta Airlines

 

[MathNerd]

When sitting in the SIN T3 SKL, and they're paging pax from certain flights, by flight number, and you know the destination of the flight before they mention it.

For example: "Paging all passengers for flight SQ241, bound for..." and you say "SYDNEY" before they do, much to the dismay of your travelling partner (who's not as much into frequent flying as you are).

Also, when you enter the lounge using a thermal paper boarding pass that's just flimsy with a capital F, and the first question you ask is "Can I upgrade this to the proper one?" and they comply without kicking up a fuss. Gotta love SQ.

 

[RooFlyer]

"Can I upgrade this to the proper one?"

That's almost exactly what I say when checking into a lounge, after doing on-line check-in. "Can I get a proper boarding pass, please?"

 

[Beano]

That's almost exactly what I say when checking into a lounge, after doing on-line check-in. "Can I get a proper boarding pass, please?"

They make great bookmarks, but need replacing every so often!

 

[Seat0B]

Can I upgrade this to the proper one?"

That's almost exactly what I say when checking into a lounge, after doing on-line check-in. "Can I get a proper boarding pass, please?"

Me too!

 

[sader]

…when you go for a pee in the SYD F lounge and realise they’ve now changed the door handle 3 times since you started coming here

 

[Bundy Bear]

Flying Virgin because its cheaper than flying Qantas even though I have life time gold.

 

[HirafuHeartAttack]

Flying Virgin because its cheaper than flying Qantas even though I have life time gold.

Or knowing that on some occassions VA business is cheaper than even a QF red e-deal on the same route an hour apart...

 

[MathNerd]

When you use the VA lounge showers to have your daily/twice daily shower rather than at home (especially after a long long red-eye from SFO).

 

[Groundfeeder]

When you use the VA lounge showers to have your daily/twice daily shower rather than at home (especially after a long long red-eye from SFO).

When you get your mail sent to the Cairns QP.

 

[Virgin Bart]

...you become the official travel agent for family, friends and work colleagues...

This was me. But now I refuse. People annoy me too much.

 

[RooFlyer]

You have 49 future flights (31 int'l) booked through to July next year, showing in the Flighty app.

That's a shed load of $$ tied up!

 

[blackcat20]

You have 49 future flights (31 int'l) booked through to July next year, showing in the Flighty app.

That's a shed load of $$ tied up!

Here I was happy with the 11 I have showing in the QF app (which to be fair is the most I've had in quite some time)

 

[Flyfrequently]

Here I was happy with the 11 I have showing in the QF app (which to be fair is the most I've had in quite some time)

To make you feel better @blackcat20 I have only 5 flights booked

 

[CaptJCool]

The max I had was 14 flights on the QF app plus 8 more

 

[VPS]

I have three flights booked (one of them is two legs) and just got an email from Jetstar offering me $10 to go the following day. I would bet $100 my flight isn't going to go when I planned so just checking travel insurance now

$10 - What a joke

 

[henrus]

I have three flights booked (one of them is two legs) and just got an email from Jetstar offering me $10 to go the following day. I would bet $100 my flight isn't going to go when I planned so just checking travel insurance now

$10 - What a joke

$10 would be a new low

Jetstar Flight Switch: Change to a Less Popular Flight & Get a Voucher

Jetstar is offering vouchers to customers who voluntarily switch to an alternate flight at a less popular time. We explore the pros & cons of accepting these offers.

www.australianfrequentflyer.com.au

they are clearly testing out different things to see how low it is people bite.

 

[VPS]

$10 would be a new low

Jetstar Flight Switch: Change to a Less Popular Flight & Get a Voucher

Jetstar is offering vouchers to customers who voluntarily switch to an alternate flight at a less popular time. We explore the pros & cons of accepting these offers.

www.australianfrequentflyer.com.au

they are clearly testing out different things to see how low it is people bite.

You can always rely on Jetstar to see how low they can go.