Lol, you are right, though I prefer to refer to myself as a long-time reader.
Since retiring I’ve been taking one, sometimes two overseas trips a year. Flying directly to a European city with Emirates (via Dubai) is far easier than flying Qantas via London. And cheaper.
I’m LTG and have qualified P1 for several years. End October I will drop back to Gold as I chose to book directly with Emirates for my European holiday this year — cheaper and the chauffeur car service is a very attractive incentive (particularly at the arrival and departure cities in Europe).
I got mildly excited when I got the Qantas email as I am about to book next year’s European holiday. But now I realise Emirates flights won’t get me the double offer, I will return to booking directly with Emirates.
As others have said elsewhere, LTG is a ‘sweet spot’. Platinum adds a bit but not much of real value.