Men called 'Dave' most endowed

[bambbbam2]

From
British Lasses Think ‘Big’ Of The Name Dave

Men with the name ‘Dave’ are in for a pleasant surprise, for a poll has revealed that Brit women think that blokes with the title are the best endowed.

But sad news for the name ‘Ray’, as it conjures up the most disappointing visions in the trouser department.

John Sewell, boss of onepoll.com, which questioned 1,000 British women to list the monikers, which sounded most, and least, likely to belong to a well-packaged man.

“It is interesting to see women’s pre-conceptions revealed,” The Sun quoted Swell, as saying.

The list of ‘big names’:

• Dave
• Paul
• Steve
• James
• Mark
• Robert
• Chris
• Andy
• Richard
• Dan

The list of ‘small names’:

1. Ray
2. Brian
3. Nigel
4. Frank
5. Keith
6. Jeremy
7. Josh
8. Barry
9. Dennis
10. Nick

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[littl_flier]

LOL, thanks for making my Saturday night bambbbam2.

Well, apparently I'm neither big nor small, though I've been told average is just fine.

No further comment.

PS. Wonder if this thread will be allowed to stay active. We don't need all the guys comparing sizes now.

 

[StevePER]

Great post, and good to see that valuable scientific research like this is still being performed.

 

[straitman]

Well, apparently I'm neither big nor small, though I've been told average is just fine.

No further comment.

Nothing wrong with being 'average' :mrgreen:

 

[Keith009]

What???????????!!!!! 5th smallest???!!! :shock: :evil:

I wish I could prove y'all wrong but we have to be family-friendly here.

Further if an ex of mine is anything to go by 'Nick' is by no means small!

 

[drron]

Dont know what to make of it QF009 but your post has pictures of Chinese ladies who want to get to know me under it.Hate to tell them i didnt make the list.

 

[oz_mark]

Dont know what to make of it QF009 but your post has pictures of Chinese ladies who want to get to know me under it.Hate to tell them i didnt make the list.

Curious bit of targetted marketing that.

 

[Reggie]

What???????????!!!!! 5th smallest???!!! :shock: :evil:

ROTFLMAO

 

[straitman]

My middle name is 'Dave'. Does that count :?:

 

[Commuter]

I wonder what happens to a guy with first name David, middle name Richard with surname James.

(OK Steve didn't quite fit in as surname)