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Approaching the Darvaza crater we first stopped at two other smaller but similar craters.

The first was a crater filled with dark, almost greenish tinged water in the bottom. Small bubbles of gas could be seen on the surface of the water which indicated gas leaking out. By this point there was a breeze blowing across the desert and some sand was starting to be whipped up, so it was really only a cursory stop and a nice opportunity to briefly stretch the legs.

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Next, after about 15 more minutes, was what was supposed to be a mud filled crater, but as it was a desert and hadn't rained for a while the 'mud' was just sand in the bottom. This one did have a small patch of fire where gas was leaking out and had been set alight. In effect it looked as though the rocks were burning.

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To reach the Darvaza crater we then turned off the 'road' and onto a bunch of sandy tracks. It was another ten minutes or so off-road to reach the actual glowing crater and reason for the days trip.

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In the daylight, it was more interesting to see, rather than being spectacular. There was one other 4WD there when we pulled up, but over the next 30 minutes maybe another 20 arrived. Some people walked across to the crater from the nearby yurts for the sunset and for the colour of the crater to start to take dominance.

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I talked to my guide for a while standing around the edge, occasionally getting a bit of sand blown into the mouth. The other thing was when the wind swirled a particular way the hot burnt gasses from the crater would hit us. I can describe it as, yes, hot but not so much that you'd move further away. It was bearable for the generally 15-30 seconds before a different wind current moved that effect away.

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After the sun had set we hopped back into the vehicle to head up the dunes away from the yurts that could be seen at the crater, to another collection of them just out of site. Here the was a bbq meat dinner (chicken, mutton, goat); more fruit than could ever be eaten; and a selection of water, juice, soft drinks. My guide and I were eating in a yurt with a Russian tour group and they'd bought along a number of bottles of wine to have with their dinner. My guide reckoned they weren't real Russians as they didn't have any vodka with them.

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By now the wind was really starting to blow uncomfortably and any time stepping outside the yurt meant squinting to stop sand and dust blowing into the eyes. The locals there appeared to be getting annoyed as well. After eating and talking for about an hour, we headed back down to the crater for a look at night time. This was probably a briefer stop just due to how unpleasant the conditions were. Interesting that my phone camera seems to do a pretty good job of filtering out some of the blowing sand particles.

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Then it was back into the 4WD for the four hours back to Ashgabat.
Initially this proved a little difficult as the driver couldn't see the sand tracks to get from the crater back to the main road. The blowing sand was obscuring almost all visibility, so it was a slow crawl as the driver and guide worked to try and keep us on a known path. Even when getting back to the broken tarmac there were still squall periods where sand was being whipped across the headlights and the road disappeared for 10-20 seconds at a time. It was not a great time to be driving.

I listened to a couple of podcasts to pass the time on the journey back hoping that the car stayed in one piece and that there were no stray camels or stupid driving. Our driver seemed to just stay on the side of being safe, but the speed at which some others overtook him made me more concerned about that other traffic. Another 20 minute break at the truck stop on the return journey so the driver could have a drink and a couple of smokes and then the final push to Ashgabat. We didn't stop anywhere else before my hotel. I was expecting, from others reports, that we may have had to stop to wash the (white) 4WD before entering the city proper, but maybe they figured at 1AM there would be little chance of a problem. We did still pass through about three police check points between the truck stop and the city.

At the hotel I was very glad to have a shower to wash the sand and grit off myself and everything I had taken with me.

It was for sure an interesting sight to see, but I'm not sure the single day trip journey there and back was the right way to do it. The right way of course would be to fly there and back in a helicopter, but maybe not practical! The other thought that kept playing over in my mind was imagine if the president ordered one less monument to be built and instead spent the money on building a decent road. Partly I suspect it's by design that the rural roads in TKM are in a poor state, firstly to minimise travelling, but also to stop the locals driving at 200Kmh... note also that they're paying about 2 manat per litre for fuel so it's ridiculously cheap. At unofficial exchange rates that's probably less than 10c per litre.
 
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After getting to sleep around 0230, I was then back up at 0700 for breakfast, to try and beat the heat of the day. It was off to another, probably more pointless, monument in Ashgabat.

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I give you Ashgabat Golf Club. A wide green expanse in a desert city, built by Jack Nicklaus’ design firm at probably somewhere over 10 million dollars in cost. On the day I played there was myself playing 18 holes (walking) and a Malaysian guy who went past me in a golf cart playing 9 holes. Two people.

On the weekends apparently they do get 20-30 players. It’s not just the design and construction costs, but it’s probably another million a year in upkeep to maintain a facility that might be used by a couple of thousand people a year. I paid USD70 for the green fee and another ten for a trolley so you know they are losing money hand over fist.

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They only open at 0900, so I had my tee time set for then. A taxi from the hotel was cheap (I think I gave the guy 40 manat which was probably twice what I could have paid). On arrival I walked into the lobby and the only person around was a guy who was a security guard. He called someone who could speak English, spoke to them for a while and then handed his phone to me so that that guy could confirm I wanted to play 18 holes and wanted a trolley not a golf cart. The security guy then disappeared into a lift and came back five minutes later with a trolley. I asked for a scorecard and was given something printed on plain paper that had what looked like club finance info on the back: as in, they were reusing sheets of A4 paper and had printed the scorecard on the non-printed side. Classy!

Then out to find the first tee box. It was pretty quickly apparent that this looks like a golf course but is being run by someone who doesn’t really understand what a course should be or how it should be properly maintained. More so what should have been a desert style course.

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Weeds surrounding a broken first tee marker: indicative of what was to come!

The course was opened in late 2017 and was probably quite nice then but had just been left to slowly decay. The fairways had plenty of weeds through them as did some of the greens. The greens were soft and furry.

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It all looked nice enough but was just poorly done. In that image above a guy with a tractor and a trailer had turned up to the green whilst I was playing the previous hole and coming up that one. He mowed half the green (you can see the lines on it) and then left. Not the half where the hole was but the other half. It was still soft, furry and bumpy and sort of pointless to putt on. 🤷‍♂️

The front nine was okay, but by the time I reached the back nine it was getting real hot and with all the watering, quite humid too. I was glad I’d bought two large bottles of water with me and on reaching the clubhouse at the end I was pretty worn out.

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I reckon the Nicklaus design team sold them a pup. They should’ve designed a desert course with as discreet use of grass as possible. The surrounds could be desert style waste areas. Instead overly wide expanses of grass and even the trees and shrubs alongside each hole were being massively over watered and were becoming thick waist high weeds.

The course design reminded me of some that I have played in the southern US, usually with an Indian casino on site, but that has a couple of hundred people playing each day. And is maintained properly…

I wonder how long before the President or government of TKM comes to its senses and converts the golf course into something more useable for the population?

Oh well, it is what it is. As I’ve said before, I was on holiday playing golf so the world is all good. Golf in 87 countries complete. ✅
 
After golf it was back to the hotel and a cold shower, then over to the mall where I may have had three latte frappes... to cool down and get energy back. 🤭

Regarding the internet in TKM, a significant number of sites are blocked. All western social media appeared that way, except for the first day I was in the country where WhatsApp messages seemed to work (after the first day nada). FR24 was blocked. NY Times was blocked so no easy wordle access. AFL.com was blocked and I wanted to follow the Hawthorn-Adelaide semi. Fortunately, good old Aunty was accessible and so I put my 8c a day to good use following the blog of the game back using the hotel wifi. (Note no eSIM or other phone access)

I confirmed with my tour company a 0600 pick up for the airport the next day.
 
Apologies if you are going to mention this, but something we found out when we were there.

The current President trained as a dentist. So when they built a dental school, the building was shaped like a molar: :)

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It has to be seen to be believed, but Turkmenistan is certainly a land of lunacy...

Loved your golf interlude on that decaying and poorly-used course. They clearly have no idea on the massive effort required to properly maintain a golf course.:rolleyes:

An allegory of Turkmenistan in general...

Weird place. 🙃
 
There was token security to enter the airport but quickly through to the short J check in line for TK. Today was ASB-IST-SJJ. Dropping off oversize was interesting as I was directed to the scanning point, but there was no one there. I then had to ask one of nearby military guards checking boarding passes before security, to call someone. Eventually some guy turned up, activated the scanning machine and indicated just to leave the golf bag there. AirTag via TK wifi whilst still on the ramp indicated the bag making its way to the jet so all good.

There were signs to the business lounge so I followed those and went up an escalator right beside the cafe where most pax seemed to waiting for their flights. Unfortunately TK don’t pay the lounge and it’s for Turkmenistan Airways pax only, so a minute later I was doing the walk of shame back down the escalator and joining the others at the cafe for a light breakfast. Airport wifi wouldn’t allow me to access the TK, nor any of the usual flight tracking sites so I assumed my inbound flight was on time, per the departure board timings. Heading down to the assigned gate and there she was:

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TK325 ASB-IST
A321-200neo J
TC-LPE
On time

The was some seating in the sterile gate areas, but I can see why most pax were waiting at the cafe. Gate agents shouted a couple of times (only in Turkmen) but the message was clearly to get everyone into lines at the gate. We boarded a little late but got away on time.

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2-2 J recliners on the newish A321 and the cabin was mostly full.

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On departure we flew over New Nisa (or the next town/settlement west) where the greens roofing was obvious.

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The view on the climb on the left hand side was of more desert and mountains. Interesting how Iran had managed to generate their own cloud cover to prevent visual overhead observation! 🤫
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I was in the window seat and enjoying the views. My seat mate on the aisle was a younger lady with maybe a Russian / Eastern European accent, who asked me a couple of times to use her phone to take images out the window when I was doing the same.

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Still some snow atop Mt Agri as we overflew Armenia.

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Some snow a little closer too shortly after the first image.

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Breakfast was served on this three and three quarter hour flight. I chose the local gozleme. (no pics - I edited out the ones I did have in here as they were from the next flight)

I think I used the rest of the flight to try to catch up more of this TR. Before long it was time for descent into IST. Approaching from the east along the northern Türkiye coastline we then did some manoeuvres north-west then south-east and eventually overflew SAW and the old ISL airport before an approach from the south to IST. Uneventful landing, long taxi and then long walk back to the international transfer point, security and then to the J lounge for the 90 minute transit.
 
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TK1023 IST-SJJ
B737-800 J
TC-JVP
Departed 40 late - arrived 10 late

This flight was supposed to be an A321 but with such a large fleet, jet swaps on TK are not uncommon. As it is A321 v B737 are much of a muchness. J cabin was four rows of 2-2 recliners. I was in 3F with a vacant aisle seat beside. In fact, of the 16 J seats there were only 6 filled. The main noticeable difference for pax is that you pretty much can’t put anything under the seat in front in J on the 737 as the space is tiny. Plenty of room for legs and feet due the pitch but needs everything except the tiniest of bags to go in the overhead bins. There was a delay departing. The gate agents called for business class to line up ‘for boarding’ but then didn’t begin boarding for another 15 minutes.

This was a scheduled 1hr 55min flight which only takes about 1hr 30min so the schedule padding helped make up the delay time. Even with the shorter flight, TK can still serve a full two course meal and drinks in J.

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This was the tasty Adana kebab.

On descent into Bosnia & Herzegovina it was striking just how hilly the areas around Sarajevo were. I had known about the hills ringing the city and how they were used during the siege of the city for artillery fire but didn’t appreciate how the mountainous topography extended well away from the capital.

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Landing was hard with virtually no flare, which caused a couple of yelps of surprise from elsewhere in the cabin.

Interesting that on taxi in the three jets already taking up the aerobridges were Qatar, Flydubai and Kuwait, a much more Middle Eastern focus rather than European airlines. A look at the arrival board showed that just to be a coincidence.

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We pulled up to a bus gate, for a bus transfer of maybe 200m…

The Bosnia & Herzegovina (BiH) immigration agents were processing pax the fastest I’ve ever seen with barely a glance at either the passport they were stamping, nor the pax. Visa free for 90 days for Australians so I was through within 10 seconds. Priority tagged bags came out in the second batch but still pretty quickly. I withdrew a couple of hundred Konvertible Marks from an ATM and was charged what seemed an excessive fee (BAM15) by the ATM owner for the convenience of doing so. Will have to investigate which local banks are best for withdrawals. NAB debit visa card worked perfectly (former Citi debit) and the app even pinged me the withdrawal within seconds of having done it. It was able to receive this as I’d again turned on the eSIM during taxi in and it had picked up a local telco very quickly and seamlessly.

The local currency (BAM, or usually KM) is about 1.1 to 1AUD so it’s not a particularly cheap country, but is easy to work out exchange rates!

Taxis were being offered by touts as I walked out of the terminal but I just went to the guy who was waiting at the head of the queue and jumped into his cab. Airport taxis charge (offical rules) KM5 per piece of luggage so it cost me KM25 for the ten minute trip to Hotel Radon Plaza I had chosen for the first night in Sarajevo.
 

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