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There's a fancy new supermarket nearby and I purchased some groceries. The person packing them asked if I wanted paper or plastic bags. I told them to choose, but they refused to choose for me. I insisted but again they refused. I asked why?
They told me that baggers can't be choosers.
They told me that baggers can't be choosers.
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That may 'be'.
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I prefer Shih Tzu cross with Poodle.
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Or a Maltese Terrier x Shih Tzu
Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy, Max , came into the house and asked: “Mom , what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
His mom was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, okay;’ said Max and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.
A few minutes later, Max came back in and said angrily: “Mom , it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds!
His mom was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, okay;’ said Max and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.
A few minutes later, Max came back in and said angrily: “Mom , it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds!
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Legendary Public (dis)Service weasel words, similar to what I love to use when briefing our National Parks minister, to add to his perplexity and confusion.
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“Hello, I’m Khloé Kardashian, who are you?”
“Hi, I’m the Queen of Jordan. What do you do?”
“Well, I’m one of the stars of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and the founder of protein popcorn brand Khloud. And you?”
“I’m the Queen of Jordan.”
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“Hi, I’m the Queen of Jordan. What do you do?”
“Well, I’m one of the stars of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and the founder of protein popcorn brand Khloud. And you?”
“I’m the Queen of Jordan.”
How was it for you? Jeff Bezos’s wedding guests, ranked in order of happiness
After four days in Venice, who was ready to make a quick getaway, and who was the last one standing?
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