A bit of humour

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[Hvr]

There's a fancy new supermarket nearby and I purchased some groceries. The person packing them asked if I wanted paper or plastic bags. I told them to choose, but they refused to choose for me. I insisted but again they refused. I asked why?

They told me that baggers can't be choosers.

 

[Hvr]

I'd like to share some jokes about library books.

They're long overdue.

 

[AuSammy]

 

[prozac]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[SYD]

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Reminds me of my perennial favourite…



Mmm, the satays taste like…

 

[AuSammy]

 

[JessicaTam]

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That may 'be'.

 

[Buzzard]

 

[prozac]

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I prefer Shih Tzu cross with Poodle.

 

[DejaBrew]

I prefer Shih Tzu cross with Poodle.

Or a Maltese Terrier x Shih Tzu

 

[AuSammy]

Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy, Max , came into the house and asked: “Mom , what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”

His mom was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”

“Oh, okay;’ said Max and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.

A few minutes later, Max came back in and said angrily: “Mom , it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds!

 

[drron]