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There's a fancy new supermarket nearby and I purchased some groceries. The person packing them asked if I wanted paper or plastic bags. I told them to choose, but they refused to choose for me. I insisted but again they refused. I asked why?
They told me that baggers can't be choosers.
They told me that baggers can't be choosers.
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That may 'be'.
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I prefer Shih Tzu cross with Poodle.
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Or a Maltese Terrier x Shih Tzu
Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy, Max , came into the house and asked: “Mom , what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
His mom was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, okay;’ said Max and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.
A few minutes later, Max came back in and said angrily: “Mom , it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds!
His mom was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, okay;’ said Max and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.
A few minutes later, Max came back in and said angrily: “Mom , it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds!
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