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Vet students & the dead cow.

First-year students at the University Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the table with the cow body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a veterinarian: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the cow's anus and then sucking on it.
When everyone was finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you are stupid.'
 
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Dr Bob said:
Vet students & the dead cow.

First-year students at the University Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the table with the cow body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a veterinarian: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the cow's anus and then sucking on it.
When everyone was finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you are stupid.'
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An oldie but a goodie. Have heard the same joke in a variety of guises, including a beaker or urine and science students.
 
love_the_life said:
An oldie but a goodie. Have heard the same joke in a variety of guises, including a beaker or urine and science students.
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Reg Drayton used to do the same trick with people on his winery tour
 
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