All within the space of 5 minutes got 2 WCMO this morning. Doorbell goes dingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong (6 times) then ratatatatatatatataaa on the door. WTF. No-one that knows me goes to the front door but comes along the driveway to the back door. But the urgency and demand of the visitor really got me. It is a long way to the front door so I wander outside to find a suited young man walking out from the front porch. "Who are you and what do you want?" "I;m from Ray White Real Estate" I admonished him for the rude doorbell ringing and knocking then told him to piss off, words to that effect, with a final "Go on" with an arm flourish.
Then just minutes later I see a business ute park in the driveway crossover. I approach and ask why he's parked in my drive. My brother is in that house. What house? That one there. Well park in their driveway not mine, or on the street!
They're all out to get me.