What cheeses me off

[kookaburra75]

Doing the washing today. Husband has a cold, I say did you check your pockets? Yes he says. I have been caught out before so rechecked his shorts pockets, nothing.
Hanging our the washing, ugh didn't check the shirt pocket. Its amazing how one tissue can shred into so many tiny pieces. Looks like its snowing!

It's not his fault. It's the curse of the XY chromosome that us mere males have to live with. When you asked him, did you say "Did you check your pockets", or "Did you check your pockets there is nothing in them"? Big difference

 

[MARTINE]

It's not his fault. It's the curse of the XY chromosome that us mere males have to live with. When you asked him, did you say "Did you check your pockets", or "Did you check your pockets there is nothing in them"? Big difference

Mine doesn’t do the forgotten tissues but coins.
Washing machine doubles as an ATM

 

[MEL_Traveller]

A relief to have solved the mystery, at least.

Even if it’s in the phone’s wallet, you usually have to enter the CCV manually… at least for iphone.

 

[Quickstatus]

Dyson. So boring.

Less boring than a bedside lamp purchase

Did you check your pockets", or "Did you check your pockets there is nothing in them"? Big difference

...there is nothing in them that is important....
Gotta be specific