The totally off-topic thread

[Denali]

You made him jealous. Just like Eve did to Adam a long time ago.

I did order some ribs

Seriously, going to China ruined all Chinese food in this country for me. Nothing is near as good.

 

[JohnK]

How does one prove their golf handicap?

If you don't play golf, the old course at St Andrews would not be a good idea.

 

[TheRealTMA]

All very interesting.

I have a theory. A conspiracy theory. The CIA is involved using mind altering drugs.

I’m sure many at the CIA use mind-altering drugs but do they share them with the public is more the question.

Blame the Chemtrails!

 

[TheRealTMA]

Me: You hungry?
Him: No, I'll just have watermelon tonight.
Me: OK. I'm ordering Chinese.
Him: I'l have Peking beef!

How did not hungry, I'll have fruit end up with him eating Chinese?

Why don’t you ask him? Or is the noise from the new guitar blocking out conversation?

 

[TheRealTMA]

You made him jealous. Just like Eve did to Adam a long time ago.

Aren’t you confusing Apples and Peking Beef in your origin myths? Never knew Eve was supposed to be Chinese.

 

[Denali]

Why don’t you ask him? Or is the noise from the new guitar blocking out conversation?

Hes a considerate guitar playing neighbour, he doesn't use amps at home, although I can hear him strumming in another room.

And no point asking, he wouldn't have an answer.

 

[Denali]

If you don't play golf, the old course at St Andrews would not be a good idea.

I have no plans to attempt it, it's rude and inconsiderate to those that love the game/place.

Didnt know there was a golfer registry, learn something new every day.

 

[JohnK]

Aren’t you confusing Apples and Peking Beef in your origin myths? Never knew Eve was supposed to be Chinese.

Not confusing anything. Eve led Adam astray. Denali's husband was happy with watermelon and now has Peking Beef.

 

[Denali]

Ha! I also said no more guitars but yet, there's a new one in the living room.

 

[JohnK]

I’m sure many at the CIA use mind-altering drugs but do they share them with the public is more the question.

Blame the Chemtrails!

I think there are a lot of young human male guinea pigs at the CIA. Some warped minds in charge.

 

[JessicaTam]

Me: You hungry?
Him: No, I'll just have watermelon tonight.
Me: OK. I'm ordering Chinese.
Him: I'l have Peking beef!

How did not hungry, I'll have fruit end up with him eating Chinese?

Best you order it.

I don't play nice with people who say they they will just have some of mine.

 

[JohnK]

Oh that red beep at the gate can sometimes be nice....

 

[serfty]

Oh that red beep at the gate can sometimes be nice....

Must have run out of WP1's ..

 

[JohnK]

Must have run out of WP1's ..

Oh, nasty.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Hes a considerate guitar playing neighbour, he doesn't use amps at home, although I can hear him strumming in another room.

And no point asking, he wouldn't have an answer.

Headphones!

 

[TheRealTMA]

Not confusing anything. Eve led Adam astray. Denali's husband was happy with watermelon and now has Peking Beef.

And how’s that leading him astray? Sounds like the actions of a good partner to me!

 

[Quickstatus]

And how’s that leading him astray? Sounds like the actions of a good partner to me!

More calories

 

[JohnK]

And how’s that leading him astray? Sounds like the actions of a good partner to me!

The post below yours is spot on.

Unless of course you're anorexic and need to put on weight.

 

[TheRealTMA]

More calories

But less sugar!

 

[Quickstatus]

But less sugar!

Whatever the sugar in mostly water content watermelon still more total calories in chinese takeaway.

I’ve cut back immensely on takeaway in general.