Qantas 'surprise after the election'

[Isochronous]

Via Ben Sandilands on Plane Talking, who mentions Qantas having a surprise in their wings to be announced post-election.

Anybody have a clue what they might be planning to announce?

 

[markis10]

Free flights for people who voted Labour?

 

[Mwenenzi]

The Roo on the tail is be replaced with an image of BS :shock:

 

[Isochronous]

If Krudd cons the people into re-electing him they might have to display a K or his face on the tail.

 

[eastwest101]

Possibly Olivia Wirth back to Government Relations and Corporate affairs or even a bigger promotion for Olivia Wirth post election, seems a strange rumour though, as I would imagine that whomever wins the federal election couldn't really be a game changer for the direction of QF.....

 

[BadgerBoi]

If common sense prevails, a one-way ticket to anywhere for failed politician Tony Abbott.

 

[TonyHancock]

Apparently Alan Joyce will be dressing up as a female flight attendant* and working the MEL-PER route twice a week.



* This is an attempted mickey take of Richard Branson's effort as a "female" FA after losing a bet...just in case you are wondering.

 

[BadgerBoi]

Apparently Alan Joyce will be dressing up as a female flight attendant and working the MEL-PER route twice a week.

just like any old Saturday night at home for Al then?

 

[burrco]

Clearly in the interests of clear, open and accountable Government, Qantas will be revoking Chairman's Club Membership for all politicians.

 

[RooFlyer]

Clearly in the interests of clear, open and accountable Government, Qantas will be revoking Chairman's Club Membership for all politicians.

.... and replacing those places with same number balloted to AFF members, with one reserved for me to ensure quality control.

 

[straitman]

.... and replacing those places with same number balloted to AFF members, with one reserved for me to ensure quality control.

Are you off your meds again:?:

 

[Aussie_flyer]

just like any old Saturday night at home for Al then?

Is this comment because the man is gay?

 

[sydflyer]

just like any old Saturday night at home for Al then?

Was this comment really necessary? I think it's a bit out of line...

 

[Aussie_flyer]

Was this comment really necessary? I think it's a bit out of line...

It's absolutely out of line

 

[Flying mermaid]

Clearly in the interests of clear, open and accountable Government, Qantas will be revoking Chairman's Club Membership for all politicians.

and senior public servants........

 

[Virgin Bart]

I really hate going off topic... But...

Stereotyping happens both ways, I think the three reactions here are being a bit precious. How about having a laugh instead.

 

[Aussie_flyer]

I really hate going off topic... But...

Stereotyping happens both ways, I think the three reactions here are being a bit precious. How about having a laugh instead.

I'll laugh when I find something funny

 

[straitman]

Come on guys.

A little banter is good but would someone remind me what the topic is again :?:

 

[Virgin Bart]

Come on guys.

A little banter is good but would someone remind me what the topic is again :?:

True. Sorry straightman and Aussieflyer.

 

[codash1099]

Free flights for people who voted Labour?

At least that won't cost them very much