NYCguy
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And hands up all those who always keep their seat belts on from push-back to nose-in. So many of you? Well you get a gold star for being so good (to go with that butter in your mouth).
Anyone who takes their belt off for extended periods in the cruise is a prized d*ckhead. What's the point you're trying to prove? "Oh, look what a hero I am, I've got me seatbelt off! I sure hope that there's some turbulence so I can have some cool stories to tell at the pub after me 17th Scotch and Coke. Dude, I was THE coolest person on that whole flight! And I took it off again just after we landed, I mean, I am just so cool, look up the word 'cool' in the coughking dictionary and there is a photo of me right there! I AM A GOD!!!!!!!"
And then they'd have the hide to join some sleazy, lowlife, bottom-feeding personal injury-lawyers' class action, or appear on a tabloid TV show in their neck brace.
Oish... Kids...

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