When I didn't have a mobile, I felt tempted to take the TV remote with me on a trip and when I reached the terminal, take the thing out of my pocket, hold it up to my ear and say loudly something like: "I've briefed the CEO, CFO, CIO, CSO and the MD about the LBO but the CEO knocked that idea back citing the organisation's policy of MBO" just to take the p*ss out of all these PWs. Is there a competition to see who cam get their phone going quickest when disembarking? One guy turned his on going down the stairs of a Dash 8 last Wednesday in Sydney and caused a backlog of pax trying to disembark. And all this with the aroma of Jet 4 all around.