- Apr 19, 2011
Keep up the good work Alan Joyce... A few more years of years of bad decision making and the rule of 1 and delaying new aircraft deliveries - and we'll end up having an airline of a communist bygon era. After the ground crew have opened the iron gates to permit boarding and 'run for your lives' dash to secure a seat on the plane, only to board your 1980s manufactured aircraft with overhead projector screens whilst observing shady deals between passengers and cabin crew to secure your seat upgrade. You can look forward to terrible inflight service where flight attendants look at you as if you've come from Mars , with the inflight meal a morsel of microwaved chicken with no spices and a bitemarked plastic cup of salted mineral water. The smell throughout the entire flight is of A1 jet fuel. If travelling from a foreign port, none of the crew will speak english, but they will look good in their new uniforms because they are the only ones that matter on today's flight. Your flight also carries freight, that's why you may well end up seeing chickens roosting in what was previously an overhead locker or in a cage in the seat next to you. Cannot guarentee we'll get you and your luggage to the destination you paid for, until we can raise enough funds from all the passengers to replace a broken aircraft part. Thank you for flying our newly rebranded airline Purgatory Airways.