More OT but some might find it entertaining!
I've had courier company local depot tell me, after I requested an investigation, that they attempted to deliver a week previous and left a card. Hmm, where was the card left; no explanation. How did the driver avoid me as I was fencing the driveway that week; no explanation. Why is the tracking still showing pallet at Melbourne depot; no explanation. As it is now in Tasmania, how did it get there without being scanned at any intermediary point; no explanation. I went and collected it from depot myself and thought problem solved.
Next day, call from courier company investigation branch: we have not been able to locate your item. I explained situation. Two days later, e.mail from courier company investigation branch: we have not been able to locate your item. I replied, explaining situation....This went on for weeks and they eventually blamed Covid!