A. Well that's a bunch of easy, glib, catch alls to trot out... But they sound good i suppose... Maybe you can provide us with your list of department's we can cross off... We don't really have any serious wars at the moment eh, so lets cut back Defence a whole heap... No ones broken into my house anytime recently (plus i am growing to despise the revenue raising antics of the WA police) so lets cut them back big time... I've not been sick for a while and have private health care, so I'm all for wiping out Medicare... I have enough money to rent a place and haven't slept in a park or on the streets for a while, so I think our Dept of Housing can safely be shut down... Never been to jail either so there goes Prisons or Corrective Services... I don't do much swimming in our local Swan River, so if sewerage leaks are happening in it or someones dumping their industrial waste in there i don't really give a cough, so the local Environment Department can go... Been employed for a long time so don't need Centrelink (i'll forget the time 15 years or so when i was unemployed for a bit and needed their assistance, after all this all about
ME and
MY circumstances right now) Hey your so right, i can live my life much better and more cheaply if we get rid of all these Departments and lazy PSs i personally don't use... Get rid of them all and watch all these citizens paying less tax squeal like stuck pigs after a bit...
B. I think you will tend to find that more than a few Government depts operate in areas where there isn't a profit to be made (nor quick, easy fixes) and so most of the people/companies with "skin in the game" wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole.. They also operate in areas where you can't reduce everything to a profit or loss account and if its not turning a profit you toss your clients on the scrap heap... They also do a certain amount of regulating of the economy and the market etc, and we know how good and honest private entrprise is under self regulation.... Unlike private schools Govy schools can't just toss out or bar all the low performing students from broken homes from getting an education... Govy hospitals can't turn away the dregs of society who keep peskily turning up at the emergency departments... Centrelink can't just cut off the drug effected or people with disabilities or psychological problems or old age clients who can't get a job in the amazingly flexible private sector... Anytime society as a whole wants to stop committing crimes I'm sure Govts will be happy to scale back police forces and prisons and customs... When Govts have tried to get involved in the game you usually find corruption, royal commissions and lots of lost money, so often times its better if Govt stays out of "the game" and provides the boundaries for it to take place in... But hey, put some ideas for making the police force profit based, centrelink profit based, the courts and schools profit based... Your obviously smarter than everyone else who has ever looked at providing social services...
C. Oh I'm what's 'wrong with the country" am i...

Sheesh, that's a bit of a blow... I hope i don't lose sleep tonight because of what some (thinking what word here won't get me a ban, maybe feel free to use your imagination, i could probably provide some rhyming words??) thinks of me... Wouldn't want my performance tomorrow to be seriously impaired and so loaf on the public purse... I imagine your one of these people under the misapprehension that if you dropped into a black hole that more than your close family and friends would give a rat's rear orifice... But if only we could clone you so we could have more of what the model Aussie truly is...