Don't we all love it when a plan comes together....
Email my brother received this morning and needless to say, I have certainly won more respect from my brother:
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From: <PremierMatch>
To: <deleted>
Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:46 PM
Subject: prem match
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      This is a post only email. Please do not reply.
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      Dear Mr Wilson,
      
      Congratulations! You have been awarded
      Premier Executive status in the Mileage Plus Program!
      
      This status recognizes your importance to United,
      and will make your travel with us easier and more
      rewarding than ever.
      
      Your Premier Executive membership card and benefit
      guide will arrive in the mail in 4-6 weeks.  In the
      meantime, details about the Premier program can be
      found on the United Web site, 
www.united.com, on the
      Mileage Plus Program Information page.
      
      This promotional status will be effective until
      February 28, 2007.  To maintain the status, you have
      to fly 50,000 paid flight miles or 60 paid flight segments
      on United, United Express, United Shuttle or our
      Star Alliance partners within a calendar year.
      
      We hope you will travel with us often, and experience
      the exceptional service and style reserved for our
      Premier Executive members around the world.
      
      Thank you for choosing United Airlines.  Enjoy your
      Premier Executive membership!