AFF - sometimes a bit 'blokey'!

[Fantic125]

Here's my "blokey" contribution to the forum for the day:



The toughest questions that a man has to answer (to any female, be they related or not):

• "Which dress should I wear - the gold one or the blue one?"
• "Does this dress make my bottom look big?"

I loathe to put the question "Do you love me?" in there, but I've heard that that is also a difficult question for many men to answer.

Now for any women on the board (or even married men), how do you answer those questions without getting your head bitten off?

That's easy! Correct answers (for me, may not work with everyone);

1. The blue one. (unless she's the Mother of the Bride and wants to shine).:evil:
2. No bigger than it normally does. (She's put up with me for 20 yrs now, and knows what to expect!):shock:
3. Do I love her? Of course, that's why I spend so much time on airplanes. I've traversed the world for the past 10 years and still haven't met anyone better than her.

Thank (insert your own deity reference here) she loves me.

As for 'blokey'; from what I've read in the short time I've been here - some posts have, most haven't. It's representative of the flying community, which from my understanding is the purpose of the forum.