So much to say… First off, congrats on scoring that seat! I was lucky enough to score an F seat on QF8 from Dallas in two weeks time so I enjoyed reading the review. My two cents after having been lucky a few times before:
That seat is fine. I’m yet to try that hilarious language hick up on the massage settings but will be sure to try it out! I remember back when the A380 was flying to Dubai, that same system never managed to actually have DXB as a destination so you always ended up in “Unknown” or something along those lines…
Potentially controversial but service wise, I often found Qantas First better than Emirates and I’ve been lucky to do both back to back a few times in the last. If you get a good crew on Qantas International, it easily beats a “meh” crew on Qatar or SQ. Hands down. But then…
The food is usually not the most exciting and serving this silly excuse mini tartlet of caviar instead of full First class caviar service is outright shameful in my eyes. As are many of the wine choices and you seem to even have been unlucky with the Champagne. There’s much better ones on rotation like the excellent Pommery that I enjoyed last year out of LAX. And running out mid flight is to typical Qantas, I don’t even want to go there. Also truly shameful, that’s all I gotta say to that.
Finally- that weird lounge in the front of the upper deck. Many years ago touring the Airbus factory in Toulouse while they still made the A380, I had asked about this and our guide was very confident that the original intention was always for this to be space for showers. Unfortunately only Emirates took up that offer and all other customers were to stingy (sure, dubbed “environmentally conscious” by most, as per usual…). Not sure if that was true but I remember Thai First class used to have the most useless gigantic toilets in that space which clearly had originally meant to have these showers. The Qantas waste of space is just sad, especially if they don’t even stock the snack space and fridge available, as seems to be the standard these days.