munitalP
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Ok, what I am about to tell ya’ll is going to scare the bejesus out of the lot of you.
This is an important lesson and one not to be forgotten.
Qantas Club wastes crown lager! :-|
Sitting here a t the QC in SYD awaiting a late flight (familiar story eh?) I can’t help but notice this injustice being dealt to all us “CLD’s” (crown lager drinkers) – the glasses have been changed and a whole bottle no longer fits into the new glass! :evil:
This is a catastrophe
This is an injustice
This is (wait for it…) un-Australian!
Me being me, I have conducted an in-depth and accurate analysis of the situation (over the last 35 minutes) and well, it scares me. I have come to the following conclusions:
Number of people in QC Sydney presently: 365
Number of crown lager drinkers – 32% (116.8 people – that’s 116 normal people and 1 dwarf)
Bottle size: 375ml
Wastage: 15% (grrrrrrrr!) – 56.25 ml per bottle (a disgrace!)
That’s 6.570L of wasted crown lager! OH MY GOD! WHAT HAS IT COME TO!!!
That is… 17.52 bottles – and that is only one serve of people!!!
On average (again concluded from my studies) – on average (and 97.342% of all statistics are made up on the spot) everyone will have 3 crown lagers while they are here… that’s 52.56 wasted bottles of crown lager every single group sitting.
But wait – it gets WORSE!!!! :!:
There’s more than one QC in the country serving crown lager – that’s a potential wastage of crown lager no longer thought of in bottles but in ocean going tankers! Its got to stop!
If this hits the news media there will be mass hysteria, looting and other things…
A national disgrace
CLD's of the world unite! We need to halt this wastage. We need to storm the beaches. We need to....
This is an important lesson and one not to be forgotten.
Qantas Club wastes crown lager! :-|
Sitting here a t the QC in SYD awaiting a late flight (familiar story eh?) I can’t help but notice this injustice being dealt to all us “CLD’s” (crown lager drinkers) – the glasses have been changed and a whole bottle no longer fits into the new glass! :evil:
This is a catastrophe
This is an injustice
This is (wait for it…) un-Australian!
Me being me, I have conducted an in-depth and accurate analysis of the situation (over the last 35 minutes) and well, it scares me. I have come to the following conclusions:
Number of people in QC Sydney presently: 365
Number of crown lager drinkers – 32% (116.8 people – that’s 116 normal people and 1 dwarf)
Bottle size: 375ml
Wastage: 15% (grrrrrrrr!) – 56.25 ml per bottle (a disgrace!)
That’s 6.570L of wasted crown lager! OH MY GOD! WHAT HAS IT COME TO!!!
That is… 17.52 bottles – and that is only one serve of people!!!
On average (again concluded from my studies) – on average (and 97.342% of all statistics are made up on the spot) everyone will have 3 crown lagers while they are here… that’s 52.56 wasted bottles of crown lager every single group sitting.
But wait – it gets WORSE!!!! :!:
There’s more than one QC in the country serving crown lager – that’s a potential wastage of crown lager no longer thought of in bottles but in ocean going tankers! Its got to stop!
If this hits the news media there will be mass hysteria, looting and other things…
A national disgrace
CLD's of the world unite! We need to halt this wastage. We need to storm the beaches. We need to....
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