A mild chuckle to end your week!

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My wonderful +1 must have been bored the other day and started reading AFF (which I had left open on the computer).

Last night in bed, just as I was drifting off into dreamland, out of the blue she commented that frequent flyers are a strange lot (yes, I admit I had to agree).

Discontented with my wholehearted and nonprovocative agreement with her observations, she continued to disrupt my precious sleep patterns to explain to me just how she arrived at this conclusion.

"All they talk about is what they have, have not, intend to have or where such intention is best satisfied.......in relation to their in-flight food and drink offering............."

"Errrr, yeah, so?"

"All they talk about is food, isn't the AFF for learning all about the ins and outs of making the most out of frequent flying????"

"Yep, isn't that part of what's being discussed?"

"Sort of, but when I order a pizza, I don't count the pieces of pineapple to see I was ripped off!"

"No, but maybe you should.............pizzas aren't pizzas you know."

"Yes true, but there are limits..........and by the way, what's J............."

I'm sorry, but that's where I cracked up and told her to go to sleep. Storyteller has previously given my darling +1 some valuable hints about accruing FF points.........perhaps I need to enroll her in the Storytellers school for wayward flyers.

(She does however, enjoy the Hilton........bring on HSP weekend).
 
Sorry swanning_it, perhaps my gluttony-filled posts have coloured your other half the wrong way! ;)
 
I find that there's never enough pineapple on my pizzas. But maybe that's just me.
 
I find that there's never enough pineapple on my pizzas. But maybe that's just me.

Pineapple and pizza should never be used in the same sentence, let alone together (shudder)....

Must agree with swanning_it though. My wife was constantly complaining about the amount I travel until she started seeing some of the benefits.....
 
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Yes we are a strange lot, but I for one wouldn't have it any other way.

Its almost like a religious sect...
 
I'd be grateful that it was the AFF website and not something else I'd left open when the +1 went snooping. :p
 
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Wait till you get divorced Then they will want all your hard earned points!!!!!

But thats another thread:(
 
I find that there's never enough pineapple on my pizzas. But maybe that's just me.

One piece of pineapple on a pizza is too much...

The idea of it as a topping is abhorrent!
 
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