A bit of humour

[Major]

 

[TheRealTMA]

Bigamist - an Italian fog.

No no. That’s Nebbiolo!

 

[TheRealTMA]

Specimen - an Italian astronaut.

Not even grammatically amusing. Culturally inappropriate comment. Just like Linda Reynolds comments.

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Maca44]

2006 not 2016...

Dyslexic, that's me
Reminds me of the dyslexic that went to a toga party dressed as a goat

 

[VPS]

Absolutely no more Suez canal jokes
That ship has sailed

 

[Flashback]

This is about the best place I could think of for this.......

 

[equus]

 

[JohnM]

Well done, @Mattg:

Woolworths to Introduce Elite Status Tiers

Woolworths will add status tiers to its Everyday Rewards loyalty program, with frequent buyers able to climb the ranks to Silver, Gold and Platinum status.

www.australianfrequentflyer.com.au

 

[Mattg]

Well done, @Mattg:

Woolworths to Introduce Elite Status Tiers

Woolworths will add status tiers to its Everyday Rewards loyalty program, with frequent buyers able to climb the ranks to Silver, Gold and Platinum status.

www.australianfrequentflyer.com.au

Well, I even fooled my own mother! She didn't read the article all the way to the end, and sent me a message to tell me how ridiculous this was and wondering how the greeters would know who had Silver, Gold or Platinum status.

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Flashback]

 

[Buzzard]

Pre flight medical when international travel resumes.

 

[Austman]

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbour's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs.

I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. My neighbours were out so I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard, then raced back home.

Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbours screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in its cage.

 

[TheRealTMA]

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbour's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs.

I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. My neighbours were out so I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard, then raced back home.

Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbours screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in its cage.

Easter bunnies rise on Sunday.

 

[Ansett]

 

[drron]

Absolutely no more Suez canal jokes
That ship has sailed

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[Major]