A bit of humour

[codash1099]

That’s funnier than hvr’s jokes!

Everything is funnier than hvr's "jokes"!

 

[drron]

OMG, do we now have a competition between Hvr and NM

Still no groan button in sight.

Are admin asleep or what ????

I think the problem is NM has had to read too many of Hvr's jokes and so has come down with a little known disease called Hvritis.No known treatment unfortunately.

 

[NM]

I think the problem is NM has had to read too many of Hvr's jokes and so has come down with a little known disease called Hvritis.No known treatment unfortunately.

My family and friends will confirm my diagnosis was verified long before my AFF affiliation . I am very well qualified for Dad Jokes . And I will admit to re-telling a few from HVR from time to time ...

 

[Mrsfefe]

Oops

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[straitman]

 

[tgh]

right out of the hvr school of enlightened humour..

What do you call a dog magician ?

A LABRACADABRA….

 

[Hvr]

right out of the hvr school of enlightened humour..

What do you call a dog magician ?

A LABRACADABRA….

That dog can go back to the zoo, it is a shih tzu.

 

[cosi]

 

[Hvr]

When regaling the story of how you lost your virginity I feel it is always important to put it in the first person.

 

[Hvr]

I pulled a sickie the other day.



It’s just one of the perks of working in a hospital.

 

[straitman]

 

[Hvr]

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Now it's lagar than life. At least it's not bitter.

 

[Scarlett]

If you're ever having a cr*p day, just come to this thread: at least one laugh out loud post every page.
"Fostered a dog...". Love it.

 

[Hvr]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?






They lactose.

 

[VPS]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?






They lactose.

GROAN

 

[straitman]

 

[straitman]

 

[straitman]

A group of engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane. Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed the plane was built by their students.

All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic.

The one lone professor that stayed sitting calmly in his seat was asked: “Why did you stay put?”

“I have plenty of confidence in my students. Knowing them, I can assure you this plane will never even start.”

 

[drron]

Outside a dress shop,Stamford,lincolnshire.