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A bit of humour

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What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.
 

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My "son in law" is at uni at Canberra. I laughed so loud when I heard that at a recent meeting about global warming they were all dying of cold :)
 

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I really don't like French waiters. They give me the crepes.
 

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I really enjoy Michael McIntyre’s standup and the routine he does about flying in this clip I’ve seen before.

But I’d never seen the full segment. The elaborate and funny set up of the BA pilot is terrific.

 

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Why are atoms hard to trust?

They make up everything.

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"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt.

Well, it's what he would have wanted."

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"I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

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I don't know why I did so poorly in my mathematics exam.
It wasn't through lack of effort; I gave it 110%
 

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