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Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
It had too many sleepless nights.
It had too many sleepless nights.
These might get me barred!!
These might get me barred!!
*Two punctuation marks walk into a "bar".
*Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
*A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing muttering epitaphs.
*A non-sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind even turkeys can fly.
*A mixed metaphor walks into a bar seeing the handwriting on the war but hoping to nip it in the bud.
*A cliche walks into a bar - fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
*A synonym strolls into a tavern.
Not funnyA man goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs.
The next day he goes back to complain.
She says “you only paid $5. What did you expect? Lobster?”
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What does a painter do when they're cold?
They put on another coat.
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