mrs.dr.ron
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens. "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".
Build that wall !MEXICO HAS DECIDED TO PAY FOR THE WALL ...............................
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- To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.