2 Kids, 2 Countries (Slight Return)

After Notre Dame it was time for a restorative beverage and some shade, so we headed over the bridge to a bar on the river: Cie Les Maquereaux

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Just as I was ordering there was a sudden roar of jet engines as the Patrouille de France flew right overhead, red white and blue smoke in their wake:

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They were followed by about 30 other military aircraft over the space of 20 or so minutes, in what we worked out was a practice run for La Fête Nationale on Monday.

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Rounded off our day with dinner at the excellent Les Deux Colombes just back on the island.

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I’m doing this all wrong.

So it’s Thursday morning and it’s time to swap Paris for Manchester. Thing is, it’s not the end of Paris for us on this trip—we’ll be back on Monday.

People in Manchester should spend the weekend in Paris, surely, not the other way around…

But let’s back up a second. I did mention right at the start that we were doing a bit too much Easyjet for my liking, and that there was a Britpop element to the trip.

Now we get to the reason why.

We booked our SQ flights in to MAN and out of CDG back when the award space opened in July last year. A few weeks later, before we had made any other plans beyond a general idea to start in the UK and head to France, the band Oasis, who split up in 2009, announced they were reforming to play a series of huge summer gigs. I know they aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I came of age in the 90s, and they were my favourite band as a teenager. I had all the singles, learnt to play the songs on guitar, and saw them play in a tiny venue in Liverpool in 1994 at my first ever proper gig.

It’s the Eras tour for middle aged dads.

Four of the tour dates fell during our trip: the opening weekend in Cardiff and the first couple of homecoming gigs in Manchester’s Heaton Park on the 11th and 12th of July. Could we get tickets? Could we make it work?

Getting tickets turned out to be the easy bit: while many people struggled, and there was a whole scandal about dynamic pricing — Oasis tickets: Hundreds lodge complaints over dynamic pricing - BBC News — I somehow got straight on and was done and dusted with face value tickets for the Saturday in about 5 minutes.

We spent a lot longer putting dates into a spreadsheet trying to make the itinerary work. Workshopped various plans—maybe we could leave the children in France with the grandparents and MrsMattA and I would fly back for the weekend?—before settling on the final version where we would break up our Paris time with a weekend in the North West of England. My sister and partner would be joining us at the gig, and they were driving to and from France, so Paris part one would give them enough time to get back. My mum and dad (who were on grandparent babysitting duties for the day) drew the short straw on what turned out to be heavily delayed Ryanair flights in both directions between Liverpool and Bergerac.

Once we had the dates we started booking up: by the end of September we had the gite and the three Easyjet flights locked in.

And then… about a week later Oasis announced the tour would be going worldwide. They play Melbourne in October.

(Oh well, you’ve got to roll with it. We’re seeing them there too…)
 
“I see we’ve got an Australian here” said the friendly immigration lady at MAN, holding Mrs MattA’s passport (myself and the kids are dual AU/UK citizens, so she’s the odd one out when we come back). “Well you’ve brought the weather with you…”

And indeed we had. It was forecast to be 31 degrees on Saturday, which is very hot for Manchester.

We’re back staying with my folks in the nearby town of Southport, so gig day for us started at the town’s main train station for the 1 hour trip back to Manchester.

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It’s quite a scenic route, especially in the sunshine through the fields.

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Even saw a kangaroo on the platform of Hindley Station (thanks I assume to this community group: Friends of Hindley Station )

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A relic from a bygone era at Bolton station:

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Manchester was buzzing with activity (and many Oasis T-Shirts).

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One of the first things I saw was a shirtless man pushing a shopping trolley full of knock off bucket hats down the street. Never change, Manchester.

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Noel and Liam were even hanging out at the hotel (we stayed at the Novotel Manchester Central):

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And the hotel restaurant was taking the opportunity to cash-in:

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But we didn’t hang around at the Novotel for long. Heaton Park is about 20 minutes drive north of Manchester, so we were off to catch the shuttle bus with everyone else:

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The gig itself? Amazing. Everything I had hoped it would be. The band sounded great, the crowd were pumped and I could barely speak afterwards from singing along.

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Absolutely no regrets about rearranging our trip to be there.

[Aside: not my celebrity spot, but my sister saw the actor James Nesbitt, of Cold Feet fame, lining up ahead of her for the portaloos, three sheets to the wind, posing for selfies and loudly joining in with the crowd’s chants of “there’s only one Jimmy Nesbit”]
 
It’s not particularly relevant to the TR, but I was quite tickled by this water bottle we had in the UK, whose twee copy asks that before recycling it you “give [it] a quick rinse”. With… more water, presumably. Baffling.

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Monday 14th July. La Fête Nationale. A day that started with tearful goodbyes, and ended with us being literally tear gassed by the French police. Which was a first for me.

Dad dropped us off back at MAN and we said our farewells. I’m back here in September for a work trip but it will be a while before the kids get to see their grandparents and aunt and uncle, other than on Facetime. The 11yo in particular is now old enough on this trip to properly understand that and was a bit teary so she’d been setting the rest of us off throughout the morning.

Our final LCC experience for this time and it seemed that MAN was out to get us: we just kept ending up in the longest line at every turn. At bag drop, at security. Repeatedly watching the people immediately behind us suddenly beckoned into a shorter line that had just opened up. A full hour from getting out of the car to clearing formalities.

Then we were “boarded” but held at the bottom of the stairs for some time before being allowed on, next to a sign that read “Spill Station” and a single plastic chair. I must confess to having no idea what that means in this context (there was no actual equipment there for, say, containing chemical spills) so we imagined it must be like the naughty step for clumsy people and amused ourselves by putting 6yo (who is not averse to the odd spillage) on the seat and taking a funny photo (heavily cropped below) to share with the family.

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Anyway we must have done something very bad as they kept us there for ages…

Flight was uneventful. A few minutes late but otherwise fine. I won’t be rushing to fly Easyjet anytime soon, but they have got us where we needed to be when we needed to without any major dramas.

We’re at the Novotel Les Halles for our final 2 nights in Paris itself. Picked for its central location and the convience of it being right on top of Chatelet station, which is on the direct RER line from CDG, as well as the direct line onwards to the final destination of the trip where we will be heading on Wednesday.

Except today, when the RER B is not running direct from CDG to Chatelet due to trackwork. Because of course it isn’t. So we had to change from the overground to underground platforms at Gare Du Nord to continue the journey.

The Novotel is perfectly fine for what we need. I had booked, as I always do, the lowest room category. I think we must have been upgraded (as ALL Plat) as the room is huge. Actual towel rail in the bathroom too. Status acknowledged at check in, but no welcome amenity provided. We did use the welcome drinks in the bar though (available on beers, wines and soft drinks).

By the time we arrived it was getting late so we dumped the bags and headed to Pizza e Motta just around the corner, which was perfectly fine for what we needed.

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Followed by ice creams from our favourite French chain: Amorino, where they make these flower shaped concoctions.

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The closest branch happened to be just around the corner in front of the Pompidou Centre (which is currently under renovation).

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The 14th July fireworks start around 11, after it gets dark. I had read that as long as you can see the top half of the tower, you should see the show. So we decided to just head for the river and find a spot on the closet bridge, Pont Neuf.

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There were quite a few people lining the bridge already but we found a suitable spot and waited. Shortly before 11 we heard the traditional Paris sound of sirens as an emergency vehicle came roaring along the Quai du Louvre. Then, suddenly, smoke and an acrid smell filled the air, and the crowds started moving away rapidly from the edge of the bridge.

“Is that… tear gas?” said Mrs MattA. Um, yeah I think it might be. My eyes are stinging… The good old French police, who were stationed at the end of the bridge, had just casually unleashed some chemical weapons to disperse the crowds. We quickly moved further onto the bridge to a spot where the kids could see even less than before. They were understandably also a bit distressed about what had just happened.

The show started shortly afterwards and was a quite slow moving drone show rather than predominantly traditional fireworks. The fireworks that there were were also quite low. Mostly horizontally off the tower rather than up into the air. I’m sure it would have been great from the Champ de Mar (if you’d camped out all afternoon to get a spot).

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From this distance it just seemed a bit small and slow. The kids could barely see anything. We stuck it out for about 10 minutes before giving up and heading for bed. Quite the disappointment.
 
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Monday 14th July. La Fête Nationale. A day that started with tearful goodbyes, and ended with us being literally tear gassed by the French police. Which was a first for me.

Dad dropped us off back at MAN and we said our farewells. I’m back here in September for a work trip but it will be a while before the kids get to see their grandparents and aunt and uncle, other than on Facetime. The 11yo in particular is now old enough on this trip to properly understand that and was a bit teary so she’d been setting the rest of us off throughout the morning.

Our final LCC experience for this time and it seemed that MAN was out to get us: we just kept ending up in the longest line at every turn. At bag drop, at security. Repeatedly watching the people immediately behind us suddenly beckoned into a shorter line that had just opened up. A full hour from getting out of the car to clearing formalities.

Then we were “boarded” but held at the bottom of the stairs for some time before being allowed on, next to a sign that read “Spill Station” and a single plastic chair. I must confess to having no idea what that means in this context (there was no actual equipment there for, say, containing chemical spills) so we imagined it must be like the naughty step for clumsy people and amused ourselves by putting 6yo (who is not averse to the odd spillage) on the seat and taking a funny photo (heavily cropped below) to share with the family.

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Anyway we must have done something very bad as they kept us there for ages…

Flight was uneventful. A few minutes late but otherwise fine. I won’t be rushing to fly Easyjet anytime soon, but they have got us where we needed to be when we needed to without any major dramas.

We’re at the Novotel Les Halles for our final 2 nights in Paris itself. Picked for its central location and the convience of it being right on top of Chatelet station, which is on the direct RER line from CDG, as well as the direct line onwards to the final destination of the trip where we will be heading on Wednesday.

Except today, when the RER B is not running direct from CDG to Chatelet due to trackwork. Because of course it isn’t. So we had to change from the overground to underground platforms at Gare Du Nord to continue the journey.

The Novotel is perfectly fine for what we need. I had booked, as I always do, the lowest room category. I think we must have been upgraded (as ALL Plat) as the room is huge. Actual towel rail in the bathroom too. Status acknowledged at check in, but no welcome amenity provided. We did use the welcome drinks in the bar though (available on beers, wines and soft drinks).

By the time we arrived it was getting late so we dumped the bags and headed to Pizza e Motta just around the corner, which was perfectly fine for what we needed.

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Followed by ice creams from our favourite French chain: Amorino, where they make these flower shaped concoctions.

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The closest branch happened to be just around the corner in front of the Pompidou Centre (which is currently under renovation).

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Amorino are in London too and they are very good but expensive
 
Amorino are in London too and they are very good but expensive
Yeah. Quite a few countries I believe but originated in France according to the website. Agree they are expensive, but happy to pay extra when I know it will be good, and they do look great!
 
Returning for a second to the popular topic of hotel bathrooms. The Novotel Les Halles has a towel holder. Yay.

But also has a glass screen to the shower and a button that changes it from translucent to clear:

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While the kids loved the novelty of turning the glass on and off, this means you can either see a vague outline of your family member in the shower, or just see everything.

Truly baffled by this design decision.
 

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