10 Names for Jetstar

[offshore171]

This is doing the rounds online. Anyone have any others?

Ten Names For Jetstar

1. Orange Gamble
2. Bogan Missile
3. Denpasar Tourist Taxi
4. Sh*tstar
5. Jayden Airlines
6. Kuta Courtesy Bus
7. Coolangatta Rocket
8. Austral-Ryanair
9. AirBintang
10. Tokyo's Worst Nightmare

 

[Wing Nut]

Death Star

 

[Happy Dude]

Nostar

edit to add that I heard the DPS routes are referred to as "vomit comets"

 

[Cruiser Elite]

11. LCC That Gets You There - have used them many timers almost without incident - and will use them again and again if and when it suits

 

[serfty]

Tongue in Cheek ...

* Jestar

 

[NM]

Do I look like I fly economy Jetstar?

 

[moa999]

I get most of them but 5.
Jayden ?

 

[antycbr]

OneStar… the rating is on the tail

 

[Ade]

This is doing the rounds online. Anyone have any others?

Ten Names For Jetstar

1. Orange Gamble
2. Bogan Missile
3. Denpasar Tourist Taxi
4. Sh*tstar
5. Jayden Airlines
6. Kuta Courtesy Bus
7. Coolangatta Rocket
8. Austral-Ryanair
9. AirBintang
10. Tokyo's Worst Nightmare

All of the above names are new to me - so watching this thread with interest

 

[offshore171]

I get most of them but 5.
Jayden ?

I wasn't clear on that one either.

Is it based off a footballer etc who ended up a bit "tired and emotional" on a Jetstar flight?

Edit: or maybe this incident Jetstar Responds To Viral TikToker Who Claims Staff 'Abused' Him At Melb International Airport

 

[offshore171]

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[Happy Dude]

11. LCC That Gets You There - have used them many timers almost without incident - and will use them again and again if and when it suits

This could be the new ad slogan!! Send them an invoice and a "You're welcome" @Cruiser Elite!!

 

[MARTINE]

Bogan Bus

 

[jakeseven7]

Bogan Bus

Jetstar, the Spirit of Perth.

(I was born in WA, so I can say this )

 

[Notyourbag]

Junkstar

 

[mbe1510]

coughstar is always a good one

 

[Quickstatus]

NoStar, DeathStar and Vomit Comet are names used by QF crew when referring to their cheap cousin

 

[TomVexille]

QF Groups Premium Airline

 

[Big John]

coughstar is always a good one

You beat me to it !

This is the term I use with Mrs Big John. I'm not sure if she appreciates it.

 

[MelMel]

Maybe from here?

TikToker claims he was abused by rude Jetstar worker over one question

A TikTok user has shared an alleged ordeal he endured at Melbourne's International Airport where an airline worker was 'rude' to him.

www.dailymail.co.uk