Will Santa Get an Upgrade? Merry Christmas All!

[Julesmac]

Just wondering if the fat, white- bearded dude in the red suit will get an upgrade. And (apropos of another thread) whether he'd be considered suitably dressed for QC? Merry Christmas all, may the good troops of AFF have a safe happy and healthy festive season.

 

[JessicaTam]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

Just wondering if the fat, white- bearded dude in the red suit will get an upgrade. And (apropos of another thread) whether he'd be considered suitably dressed for QC? Merry Christmas all, may the good troops of AFF have a safe happy and healthy festive season.

I don't see why he should, he only flies once a year.

 

[serfty]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

I don't see why he should, he only flies once a year.

But earns Double SC's for each leg up to 15,000 miles ... and there's a lot of em ...

 

[Julesmac]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

But earns Double SC's for each leg up to 15,000 miles ... and there's a lot of em ...

...let's add in the reindeer, they have 4 legs each

 

[markis10]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

Apparently he is having an affair with the NZ Fairy so he might need a few seats!

Holiday Postcard from the Air NZ Fairy - YouTube

 

[NM]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

Just remember that new Workplace Health and Safety regulations require Santa to wear Hi-Viz attire while traveling for work purposes. Rudolph's illumination is no longer considered sufficient visibility for airport operations.

 

[straitman]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

Just remember that new Workplace Health and Safety regulations require Santa to wear Hi-Viz attire while traveling for work purposes. Rudolph's illumination is no longer considered sufficient visibility for airport operations.

Thanks NM.

Someone had to spoilt it with a pinch of reality :!: :evil:

 

[Hvr]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

As long as he doesn't expect priority boarding.

I reckon if he did the safety message he would sleigh them. He has the presents to carry it off.

And if a journalist followed the reindeer they might get a scoop.

 

[tuapekastar]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

As long as he doesn't expect priority boarding.

I reckon if he did the safety message he would sleigh them. He has the presents to carry it off.

And if a journalist followed the reindeer they might get a scoop.

<emits audible groan> :mrgreen:

 

[Meggsy]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

I wonder if he is a recliner or not?

 

[NM]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

As long as he doesn't expect priority boarding.

The fun starts when he tries to have the excess baggage fees waived. Talk about a DYKWIA situation :shock:

 

[JessicaTam]

Re: The "how do I book a J any seat award at classic award points level" thread.

The fun starts when he tries to have the excess baggage fees waived. Talk about a DYKWIA situation :shock:

Anyone who tried to charge excess fees would certainly get the sack.

 

[cmon0005]

I wonder if he is a recliner or not?

Nope all his routes have been Jetstar-ised, milk and cookies cost extra (cheese and crackers). He couldn't interline his luggage(presents), so he has to re-checkin every house he visits.

 

[JohnK]

What did I expect opening this thread?

 

[Julesmac]

Yep. What a cracker of an idea. The reaction must slay you.

 

[JessicaTam]

And your presence is appreciated.

 

[Major]

Perhaps if you Jingle all those upgrades it might ring a few Bells

 

[elbarto]

Being a Dancer and not a Prancer might woo the lounge Vixen into an upgrade Blitzen.

 

[JessicaTam]

It looks like we have the Christmas comedy all wrapped up.

 

[Hvr]

Wonder if Mrs Claus will need to play Cupid on Boxing Day or will Santa will shine like a Comet?



If they had a coup would the deer reign? Instead of the reindeer?