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Interesting piece.....
From the moment you arrive, the airport wants you to know exactly what it thinks of you. Its character assessment is utterly brutal. Here's what it is, in essence: ''Hello, loser. You're a LOSER. You know what? I think you are such a sucker that you will pay me $23 to park in this shed for an hour and a half. Or maybe stay until tomorrow! That'll be $112. Loser.''
Inside, the parade of petty indignities continues. At the check-in kiosk, for instance, where the two available answers to the crucial question - ''Are you carrying explosives?'' - are chosen via touchpad buttons so hilariously close together that a single moment's inattention converts a fat-fingered non-combatant into an inexplicably frank suicide bomber. (If you are a bomber, it's serious. You must report to the service desk immediately.)
Or at the baggage self-check-in, where you will be obliged to position your suitcase to the exact satisfaction of an extremely fussy and disembodied machine.
At every opportunity, the airport remorselessly reinforces its assessment of you.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/socie...nal-suckers-20120414-1x061.html#ixzz1s3CfLCS6
From the moment you arrive, the airport wants you to know exactly what it thinks of you. Its character assessment is utterly brutal. Here's what it is, in essence: ''Hello, loser. You're a LOSER. You know what? I think you are such a sucker that you will pay me $23 to park in this shed for an hour and a half. Or maybe stay until tomorrow! That'll be $112. Loser.''
Inside, the parade of petty indignities continues. At the check-in kiosk, for instance, where the two available answers to the crucial question - ''Are you carrying explosives?'' - are chosen via touchpad buttons so hilariously close together that a single moment's inattention converts a fat-fingered non-combatant into an inexplicably frank suicide bomber. (If you are a bomber, it's serious. You must report to the service desk immediately.)
Or at the baggage self-check-in, where you will be obliged to position your suitcase to the exact satisfaction of an extremely fussy and disembodied machine.
At every opportunity, the airport remorselessly reinforces its assessment of you.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/socie...nal-suckers-20120414-1x061.html#ixzz1s3CfLCS6