What's your job???

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shillard
Posting Freak


Joined: 15 Aug 2002
Posts: 247
Location: Newcastle
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:46 pm Post subject:

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I'm part of the international conspiracy of Zionist Atlantian Lizard People.

We are manipulating you mehums (MEre HUMans) so we can foil the plans of the Goat People of Mumu to bring down our global cabal.


So I travel - a lot. As Primus Illuminatus, these days I travel in J for all international (and some long domestic) flights.


Ewige Blumenkraft!!!!!

Well, good luck with all that ... I hope they pay you well. i reckon there are way easier options for making a crust. To each his own though

 

[shillard]

So what happened? You got retrenched, or have you been forgetting to take your pills?

Amelie

The medication only works if you take it EVERY day - and you only get over the river once you build a bridge.....


Lucky for us, that tinfoil hat you wear actually AMPLIFIES the mind control beams.

 

[Amelie]

The medication only works if you take it EVERY day - and you only get over the river once you build a bridge.....


Lucky for us, that tinfoil hat you wear actually AMPLIFIES the mind control beams.

Clearly your "mind control" doesn't seem to be working on me.

LOL

Amelie

 

[shillard]

The medication only works if you take it EVERY day - and you only get over the river once you build a bridge.....


Lucky for us, that tinfoil hat you wear actually AMPLIFIES the mind control beams.

Clearly your "mind control" doesn't seem to be working on me.

LOL

Amelie

That's precisely what we WANT you to think.

Ewige Schlangenkraft!

 

[Amelie]

That's precisely what we WANT you to think.

Ewige Schlangenkraft!

Delusion: A fixed, false belief that is resistant to reason or factual disproof. Time for your pills Mr Shillard.

btw did you mean Schlangekraft?

Amelie

 

[thadocta]

Tennis umpire here, part time taxi driver (about once every three or so weeks), but most of my time is spent travelling between tennis tournaments.

Dave

 

[meloz]

In the quiet of the night I remove the rubber from runways that those pesky aircraft leave behind every time they land.

 

[JohnK]

Watch out for the next installment of the Princess Shillard ZALP invasion of earth.

Pacific Region Sales & Marketing Manager for a US-based publisher. Did a stack of travel around Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Indonesia and of course requisite trips to the head office in Chicago. Got me WAY past Platinum for a good few years. ...

So what happened? You got retrenched, or have you been forgetting to take your pills.

Amelie has uncovered a sinister plot by the ZALP to take control of earth.

Clearly your "mind control" doesn't seem to be working on me.

Amelie is :? , not quite sure if Princess Shillard's ZALP "mind control" has taken effect yet.

Lucky for us, that tinfoil hat you wear actually AMPLIFIES the mind control beams.

According to Princess Shillard the ZALP have perfected their "mind control" technology. :shock:

What evil plan have they in store for Amelie. :?:

What evil plan have they in store for humanity. :?:

This may be the end of human civilisation as we know it.

Stay tuned we will keep you up to date as any new new developments arise.

 

[Yada Yada]

So what happened? You got retrenched, or have you been forgetting to take your pills?

He's forgotten his cover story again. He actually works for the Dept of Immigration, directly reporting to Commandant Vanstone, but he can't/won't disclose it because he knows he'll get a well deserved pasting and let's face it, it's simply embarrassing. :mrgreen:

 

[NM]

Greeting Card Salesman

 

[bigjobs]

Architecht and Marine Biologist

 

[Yada Yada]

Architecht and Marine Biologist

So I am guessing that your real name is Art Vandelay?

 

[QF WP]

Amelie, as you said, he posted that some time ago. He has changed jobs since then and it wouldn't surprise me at all that his travelling classes are correct (as I do know what he does in his new job).

thadocta's employment is spot on, but meloz is leading you up the garden path ...

 

[varyingtravel]

Computer mainframe (and you all thought they were dead or replaced by PC's!) software support and anything else to do with my product specialty such as teaching, installation, pre-sales and onsite services.. I don't get much travel out of support apart from perhaps a trip to the US once a year (If I'm lucky). The majority of my travel comes from the other areas.. Some of it local and some in Asia Pacific.

If my department pays it's generally economy class but if another department or country pays, it's business class for anything over 8 hours.

 

[JohnK]

Greeting Card Salesman

Yeah right and I am kris kringle. :shock:

You must sell a lot of greeting cards in KUL to be wanted on the next available flight at 3:00am flying business class and b@gger the cost. :roll:

 

[bigjobs]

Yada Yada
Posting Freak


Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 136
Location: SYD
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:01 am Post subject:

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So I am guessing that your real name is Art Vandelay?

I am really Crazy Joe Devola ... do you like clowns?

 

[icarus]

Greeting Card Salesman

...and, I assume, loving it?

 

[NM]

Greeting Card Salesman

Yeah right and I am kris kringle. :shock:

You must sell a lot of greeting cards in KUL to be wanted on the next available flight at 3:00am flying business class and b@gger the cost. :roll:

The worst part is finding my shoe at 3am. When they run out of greeting cards, its kaos and someone needs to bring things back under control.

Laraby has no sense of timing .

 

[Yada Yada]

I am really Crazy Joe Devola ... do you like clowns?

Heh heh... I hate clowns!

 

[icarus]

The worst part is finding my shoe at 3am. When they run out of greeting cards, its kaos and someone needs to bring things back under control.

Laraby has no sense of timing .

And it's a real bugger when you miss those flights by *that* much.

So, would you believe... Charlie Watkins is working as a stewardess on Virgin?

or did you ask me not to tell you that? There's a cone of silence over some of these things, but of course, ve don't SHUSH here! That really sticks in my craw (not my craw, my CRAW!)

Sorry about that!