Recently returned from my long overdue holiday in Thailand, so I thought I'd just put together a very brief trip report.
Wed 11 April 2007
Flight: Qantas QF1
Aircraft: B747-400
Route: SYD-BKK
ETD: 1700
ATD: 1700
Seat: 23B (Business)
My fellow travel partners were flying SYD-HKT on the JQ flight at 1400, so we all went to the airport together at about 1100. I made the assumption that I'd be able to checkin early (hey, if you can do it in SIN shouldn't you be able to in SYD?!) but alas, no. I asked at the QC checkin line and was promptly told to bugger off until not a minute before 1400. Fortunately, after finding a slightly more accommodating member of QF staff I was informed the flight should be opened at about 1300. So off my travel partners went to the QC while I settled in to watch Desperate Housewives on my laptop in the checkin area. Yes, those seats get very uncomfortable after a while! Come 1300 I headed back to the QF checkin lines to see the line almost out the door. At this stage I was still in economy so was to be stuck in the economy queue. Great, I thought, as I lined up and settled in for another long weight. As it turns out, about half way up the line someone was checking people’s tickets. I saw a lot of unhappy faces who were told to go back and wait for a while, even after having already lined up for what was probably a fairly long time.
"Where are you going?"
"Bangkok"
"Ok go through"
So finally I'm in the next part of the line (still about the 100th person). However luck was with me. Someone came up, opened the rope and lead me and a few others to the First checkin counter. Quick confirmation of my seat (still up the back) and I was on my way to passport control.
Passport control line was fairly short and I was lucky enough to have one of a very small number of friendly customs agents.
"Hello, ah off to Bangkok. Just for a holiday?"
"Yep, a well overdue one"
Then came one of my blonde moments...
"So you're not flying today?"
"Umm... yeah I am"
"Oh ok, but not this one?" as she held up my boarding pass.
Took me a minute to realise that, of course, my departure form had my occupation written on it! No, fortunately I was not flying QF1 that day, rather being flown on it!
So that aside (I blame all the waiting!) off to the security checkpoint. Explosive screened yet again, although they were friendly enough. A little too friendly when patting me down perhaps....
Quickly processed my laptop at the TRS. Just the regular unfriendly customs agent there. Got a good lecture about having to declare it when I returned (over $900 limit).
Then, finally, after having already spent what felt like a lifetime in SYD, I entered the QC. As soon as I walked in I was offered a coughtail. I asked for a Vodka Cranberry and one was quickly whipped up. The very helpful waitress gave me a quick talk about the new Absolut Black (50%) and suggested I throw in some Cointreau as well. What the hell, I'd earned it!
I had about two and a half hours until boarding so I took the chance to make some last minute phone calls, organise my schedule for when I return and eat/drink myself sufficiently.
My upgrade had been sorted so I boarded and made my way to 23B, first row of business. I was surprised this seat wasn't already taken. Seat was clean and comfortable. Shortly after takeoff the crew came around offering toiletries. The pack was somewhat tacky, a plastic box with a few face products, some socks and a whole two mints. The magazine described it as "industrial". I guess that's one word.... Shaving kits, combs etc were offered separately. I'm guessing this cuts out the need to give everyone everything. PJ's weren't offered, I'd assume available on request.
Can't fault the inflight service. Excellent CSM, good FA's. Food was very good and drink service generous. IFE worked fine throughout the flight which was a nice surprise.
About an hour prior to landing an FA asked if I'd like something to eat and quickly whipped up a hot beef sandwich. It really was huge and a bit much for me to handle at 10pm local (1am SYD time)!
Flight landed and was at the gate a bit ahead of schedule. I walked off the flight feeling relaxed and not at all tired, impressive considering the long day I'd already had.
The walk from the gate to passport control did a good job at wearing me out though! Took a good 20 minutes. Spent another 20 minutes waiting for my bad. The new BKK is an impressive structure, but I think it still needs a little fine tuning. All in all, time from bums off seats in the AC to bums on seats in the taxi was just on an hour. Fine for me (I was on holidays), but unacceptable for a business traveler, especially when you consider how well SIN does it in a similar political/security climate.
Bangkok: 4 nights at Regent Silom
I selected a fairly cheap hotel on Silom Rd. I've spent enough time in Thailand to know that a flashy hotel isn't required, and this place was new and clean and offered good value rooms (about $40 twin with breakfast). That said, only bothered with breakfast once! The hotel was located literally right below Sala Daeng station which was good, however unfortunately all the Son Kran festivities seemed to occur in this exact spot so leaving/coming from the hotel was impossible after about 1500 without getting wet and floured. The wet I can handle, the flour though is a pain. Fun for a while, but gets old very quickly!
Sun 15 April 2007
Flight: Bangkok Airways PG199
Aircraft: B717-200
Route: BKK-USM (Koh Samui)
ETD: 2100
ATD: 2100
Seat: 5C
I'd booked a 2100 departure from BKK for two reasons. One, to maximize my last day in BKK, and secondly as PG's cheaper promo fare was only available on the 0600 or 2100 flight (takes a lot to get me up early!). Unfortunately, I hadn't factored in Son Kran. We were left with two options. Leave for the airport that night and get soaked and floured (and our luggage wrecked in the process), or head to the airport early. Ended up leaving the hotel at 1130, heading to MBK, dumping one unfortunate soul with our luggage in McDonald's and shopping for a few hours! Made our way to BKK at about 1400. No dramas checking in early (and no queue). Without the weight of our bags we were able to proceed to the PG lounge (yes, again one hell of a walk). The new PG lounge at BKK is very impressive. It's large, comfortable and easily challenges many airlines business class lounges. There is a nice food and drink range (the hot popcorn is a nice touch), free broadband internet and plenty of lounges for relaxing on. Only thing missing is a bar, however this is hardly expected!
The time passed fairly quickly and before long we boarded the B712 for the flight to USM (flying time of just 40 minutes). The 717 is a nice aircraft to travel on, good legroom and a nice 2-3 configuration. The PG inflight service is always good. Were served a cold meat roll with a pastry, plus orange juice and coffee/tea. The crew were friendly and professional as always and good in dealing with a few sleazy Australian men who were sitting in front of me. Unfortunately this is an all too common sight in Thailand. Two of the guys behaved in such inappropriate ways that they'd have no doubt been arrested on a flight in Australia. Luckily they settled down after being served their meal.
Arrival in USM was not so spectacular at night. As we deboarded the aircraft we were ushered onto little open-air mini-busses which drove us to the main terminal. It's quite a sweet little arrangement, very classically Thai. Huts with thatched roofs and all open-air. Cute, but the baggage arrangement was slow (HBA DJ style) and, while it was pleasant in the evening, it would have been bloody hot during the day!
Koh Samui: 4 nights at Seascape Beach Resort
Right down the far end of Chewang beach. This meant it was quieter and the beach itself is much nicer that the northern end (less weed, water isn't so stale). Resort itself was quite nice for the price ($120 per night for 4 person bungalow). A little dated, but room was clean and tidy, air con worked well. Only complaint was the shower which was absolutely terrible. Ended up running into the beach with conditioner still in my hair! Breakfast this time buffet, but is the usual Thai deal which consists of odd tasting eggs, odd tasting bacon, odd tasting toast.... well odd is the key word.
Days were beautiful. The hotel has deck chairs along the beach and, unlike many others, doesn't make you pay for them. Pool was small, but the ocean was so nice there was no need to use it. Samui really is a whole notch above coughet. My travel partners were heading to HKT after USM while I headed home, although really I didn't feel too upset that I'd be missing much.
On our last night we had dinner on the beach. The resort restaurant each night had a beautiful setting right on the beach with LED lighting and comfortable outside tables (or "Picnic on pillow" style if you wanted). We each had the 499THB ($17ish) seafood platter which consisted of "Rock Lobster" (which turned out to be a Balmain Bug!), prawns and the most beautiful crab I’d ever had (along with a glass of wine, which wasn't worth writing home about - thank god for the 99THB coughtails!).
That night I took my last walk through the streets of USM, a place I would definitely miss. I also felt a hint of sadness, realising this would probably be the last time I'd visit Thailand (my one true love!) for quite some time. For the next few years work in Australia will be hectic and I don't like my chances of getting away for a while.
Off to bed, preparing for my 4am wake up for the long, long trip home!
Thursday 19 April 2007 - USM-SYD, the long way
Unfortunately, I'd been unable to get myself a flight from BKK-SYD. The only options were SIN-BNE-SYD, or HKT-SYD on JQ. Not wishing to give the JQ option a shot I booked SIN-BNE-SYD, planning to then travel USM-SIN to meet it. After a bit of thinking, I decided the 1 1/2 hour's between the USM-SIN and SIN-BNE flights was pushing it too much, so I booked USM-BKK and BKK-SIN arriving much earlier for about the same price.
Flight: Bangkok Air PG100
Aircraft: B717-200
Route: USM-BKK
ETD: 0600
ATD: 0605
Seat: 8C
Early pickup (4:45) to be at the airport at 5am. It was still dark (and fortunately fairly cool). Checkin was easy and I took a seat to wait for the flight. There was food and drink available, but I didn't dig in too much - can't ever bring myself to eat in the morning. The flight was called and I boarded the minibus to go to the aircraft. Spent about 5mins sitting on it before it got moving. By this stage the sun was beginning to rise and it was warming up, again glad I wasn't sitting in the same spot during the day.
Flight departed 5 mins late. Service inflight was again efficient, however unfortunately the meal wasn't quite up to PG standards. It was two pastries and some fruit with coffee and juice. Most was ok, but the pastries were dry as a nu.... they were very dry.
Flight landed on schedule and, after the long walk and wait to get my bags I proceeded upstairs to checkin for my next flight.
Flight: Air Asia FD3503
Aircraft: B737-300
Route: BKK-SIN
ETD: 1140
ATD: 1145/1215
Seat: 15D
I arrived in the departures area at about 0730. I had figured FD checkin opened 3 hours before departure so I found a seat to wait until 0840. This time came... nothing opened. Must be 2 1/2 hours. Come 0910, still nothing. At 0930 a queue formed on an empty checkin counter so I joined assuming this was for my flight. At 0950, less than two hours before the flight departed, the counters opened. FD has a 15kg baggage limit so I was careful to pack my suitcase light and keep the rest in my cabin bag. On the scales my bag goes, 16.3kg
"Sir you take something out, 15kg limit"
Fair enough, I take out a plastic bag and throw some clothes in it. At 15.9kg I'm given the ok. So now I'm carrying on 2 cabin bags and a plastic bag with my dirty clothes in it. If someone can explain how this saves them money I'd really like to hear it!
At the gate the queue was forming a good 15mins prior to boarding (free seating). There was a large Chinese tour group on the flight and none of them seemed to speak English so calls from ground staff to sit down were ignored. Luckily I'd figured out that to board the flight we must first travel on a bus, so first in queue = first on bus = last off bus = last on plane. I ended up being near the bus door, however in the rush to get off the bus was almost pushed over so I didn't stress too much about getting out in a hurry!
Eventually I planted myself in an aisle seat just behind the exit row. Leg room was ok and I was banking on having the row to myself. Just before departure, someone climbed over me and took the window. The seats weren't too bad. DJ style leather, although the leg room was tighter, I'd say 30" (still better than JQ).
The next event was a little interesting; the AC pushed back from its parking spot, taxied to the holding point for the runway, entered the runway and exited right away, returned to the parking spot and shut down. Oddly no one else seemed at all fussed by this. 10 mins later, the AC was pushed back again, restarted and began to taxi. I noted out the window a truck with a large nitrogen (?) tank on the back following us and the driver was paying close attention to the landing gear. I'm assuming a flat tyre was noted when lining up. There was no explanation from the cabin or flight deck crew.
Once airbourne, flight was trouble free. Food service was ok. I got a cup of noodles, a tuna sandwich and a can of Pepsi for 190THB (just over $6) so one can't complain. Arrival in SIN was about half an hour late.
The next shock was the massive immigration queue. SIN is usually very efficient, but it dropped to SYD standards. Spent a good 20 minutes waiting in line.
Back upstairs to checkin for the next flight.
Flight: Qantas QF52
Aircraft: A330-300
Route: SIN-BNE
ETD: 2120
ATD: 2135
Seat: 29G
Checked in about 6 hours early without problem. I threw my cabin bags and plastic bag back into my suitcase and exceeded the limit by about 9kg but this wasn't even questioned (a nice advantage of QF over JQ).
Quickly I'm back through immigration and started to wander around SIN. Duty-free alcohol prices weren't as cheap as last time I was there, however I picked up a carton (200) of Dunhill smokes for $SG18.80. This was about the same price as BKK, but a lot cheaper than SIN. No they're not for me!
SIN QC was nice, big and roomy with a better food selection than SYD. No Tia Maria though, damn. Shower was nice and refreshing (I think I still had conditioner in my hair from USM) but damn, those razors, never again! I thought I'd pass out from blood loss! I noticed QF has nice shaving stuff on board the AC, how about some in the QC as well. Also noticed no deodorant or moisturiser, both of which would have come in handy especially now we aren't able to carry our own (easily anyway).
Back in economy for this one, and it hurt. Seat next to me was vacant but sleeping was near on impossible. Once airbourne I'd been traveling for over 12 hours and the sleep would have done me good, but it wasn't to be. In flight service was acceptable. Food was pretty good (sweet and sour fish), however the salad with the main tasted like it was all vinegar with a hint of salad. Bread roll was also dry. IFE worked without fault, but those screens are so small. I also found while the movie selection was pretty good, there was a lack of "TV" programming. It doesn't take long to watch 2 episodes of Two and a Half Men and Little Britain, so something more would have been nice. Arrival in BNE was just behind schedule. About a 5 minute wait at passport control, another 10 for the bags and about another 15 lining for quarantine. I had a few wooden things to declare, so once that was done I was let out without having my bags x-rayed (always the case when I have something to declare).
Quick transfer to the domestic terminal on the train. I was surprised at how warm it was for an April morning. I guess the Queenslanders do have something going for them!
Flight: Qantas QF513
Aircraft: B767-300
Route: BNE-SYD
ETD: 0915
ATD: 0915
Seat: 48A
Finally, over 24 hours since I'd left my resort in USM I was ready for the last flight. By the time I got to the gate it was only about 45mins til boarding. I took the opportunity to call the better half to announce my return - no answer, its nice to feel loved!
Boarding took a little while. A 763 is a big plane so there are a lot of people to checkin I guess. Aircraft looked tired and ready to die. Seats were showing wear, many overhead lockers had "faulty" stickers on them and my tray table was stuffed. Pushback and takeoff on time.
0915 departure so missed breakfast by 15mins. Quite a let down as the "meal" service consisted of one muffin being handed out of a basket. It was so dense I couldn't even eat it. One drink was offered (I took a coke to dissolve the muffin!) Nine News was on the main screen, but I had no chance of seeing it from my rear window seat. Crew made their way around collecting rubbish shortly before descent. Not one of them uttered a word to me at anytime during the flight. This flight really affirmed for me my loyalty to DJ for domestic services. The QF domestic product is tired and, in my view, inferior to DJ's. I'd much rather have a comfortable seat on a new plane with a good choice of food, even if I have to pay for it. It's also nice to have crews with a little personality! Landing in SYD was on time. Sitting over the wing I was able to get a good look at the wing flaps shaking and vibrating as the reversers were engaged. Let's hurry up the A380/B787 and get these 767's into the desert!
Exited the AC quickly and bag was off quickly enough. One good thing about T3 over T2 in SYD is that it's much quieter. I was the only person standing on the footpath waiting to be collected.
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So that does it, my well earned (and last one for a while) holiday. In summary, my love of Thailand was reaffirmed on this trip! The Qantas Intl product is, in my view, good. Business is good to excellent, economy just good. Still doesn't rate with the Asian carriers, but its a big improvement and they'll continue to receive my business. As for domestic flights, I'll remain a Virgin. Bangkok Air, excellent as always. While I don't give Skytrax much cred, they are right in naming them the Best Regional Airline. Air Asia.... well they're Air Asia. Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed!
So that brings to an end my first TR. I waffled on a bit, but I hope its some help to anyone heading off to SE Asia.
Wed 11 April 2007
Flight: Qantas QF1
Aircraft: B747-400
Route: SYD-BKK
ETD: 1700
ATD: 1700
Seat: 23B (Business)
My fellow travel partners were flying SYD-HKT on the JQ flight at 1400, so we all went to the airport together at about 1100. I made the assumption that I'd be able to checkin early (hey, if you can do it in SIN shouldn't you be able to in SYD?!) but alas, no. I asked at the QC checkin line and was promptly told to bugger off until not a minute before 1400. Fortunately, after finding a slightly more accommodating member of QF staff I was informed the flight should be opened at about 1300. So off my travel partners went to the QC while I settled in to watch Desperate Housewives on my laptop in the checkin area. Yes, those seats get very uncomfortable after a while! Come 1300 I headed back to the QF checkin lines to see the line almost out the door. At this stage I was still in economy so was to be stuck in the economy queue. Great, I thought, as I lined up and settled in for another long weight. As it turns out, about half way up the line someone was checking people’s tickets. I saw a lot of unhappy faces who were told to go back and wait for a while, even after having already lined up for what was probably a fairly long time.
"Where are you going?"
"Bangkok"
"Ok go through"
So finally I'm in the next part of the line (still about the 100th person). However luck was with me. Someone came up, opened the rope and lead me and a few others to the First checkin counter. Quick confirmation of my seat (still up the back) and I was on my way to passport control.
Passport control line was fairly short and I was lucky enough to have one of a very small number of friendly customs agents.
"Hello, ah off to Bangkok. Just for a holiday?"
"Yep, a well overdue one"
Then came one of my blonde moments...
"So you're not flying today?"
"Umm... yeah I am"
"Oh ok, but not this one?" as she held up my boarding pass.
Took me a minute to realise that, of course, my departure form had my occupation written on it! No, fortunately I was not flying QF1 that day, rather being flown on it!
So that aside (I blame all the waiting!) off to the security checkpoint. Explosive screened yet again, although they were friendly enough. A little too friendly when patting me down perhaps....
Quickly processed my laptop at the TRS. Just the regular unfriendly customs agent there. Got a good lecture about having to declare it when I returned (over $900 limit).
Then, finally, after having already spent what felt like a lifetime in SYD, I entered the QC. As soon as I walked in I was offered a coughtail. I asked for a Vodka Cranberry and one was quickly whipped up. The very helpful waitress gave me a quick talk about the new Absolut Black (50%) and suggested I throw in some Cointreau as well. What the hell, I'd earned it!
I had about two and a half hours until boarding so I took the chance to make some last minute phone calls, organise my schedule for when I return and eat/drink myself sufficiently.
My upgrade had been sorted so I boarded and made my way to 23B, first row of business. I was surprised this seat wasn't already taken. Seat was clean and comfortable. Shortly after takeoff the crew came around offering toiletries. The pack was somewhat tacky, a plastic box with a few face products, some socks and a whole two mints. The magazine described it as "industrial". I guess that's one word.... Shaving kits, combs etc were offered separately. I'm guessing this cuts out the need to give everyone everything. PJ's weren't offered, I'd assume available on request.
Can't fault the inflight service. Excellent CSM, good FA's. Food was very good and drink service generous. IFE worked fine throughout the flight which was a nice surprise.
About an hour prior to landing an FA asked if I'd like something to eat and quickly whipped up a hot beef sandwich. It really was huge and a bit much for me to handle at 10pm local (1am SYD time)!
Flight landed and was at the gate a bit ahead of schedule. I walked off the flight feeling relaxed and not at all tired, impressive considering the long day I'd already had.
The walk from the gate to passport control did a good job at wearing me out though! Took a good 20 minutes. Spent another 20 minutes waiting for my bad. The new BKK is an impressive structure, but I think it still needs a little fine tuning. All in all, time from bums off seats in the AC to bums on seats in the taxi was just on an hour. Fine for me (I was on holidays), but unacceptable for a business traveler, especially when you consider how well SIN does it in a similar political/security climate.
Bangkok: 4 nights at Regent Silom
I selected a fairly cheap hotel on Silom Rd. I've spent enough time in Thailand to know that a flashy hotel isn't required, and this place was new and clean and offered good value rooms (about $40 twin with breakfast). That said, only bothered with breakfast once! The hotel was located literally right below Sala Daeng station which was good, however unfortunately all the Son Kran festivities seemed to occur in this exact spot so leaving/coming from the hotel was impossible after about 1500 without getting wet and floured. The wet I can handle, the flour though is a pain. Fun for a while, but gets old very quickly!
Sun 15 April 2007
Flight: Bangkok Airways PG199
Aircraft: B717-200
Route: BKK-USM (Koh Samui)
ETD: 2100
ATD: 2100
Seat: 5C
I'd booked a 2100 departure from BKK for two reasons. One, to maximize my last day in BKK, and secondly as PG's cheaper promo fare was only available on the 0600 or 2100 flight (takes a lot to get me up early!). Unfortunately, I hadn't factored in Son Kran. We were left with two options. Leave for the airport that night and get soaked and floured (and our luggage wrecked in the process), or head to the airport early. Ended up leaving the hotel at 1130, heading to MBK, dumping one unfortunate soul with our luggage in McDonald's and shopping for a few hours! Made our way to BKK at about 1400. No dramas checking in early (and no queue). Without the weight of our bags we were able to proceed to the PG lounge (yes, again one hell of a walk). The new PG lounge at BKK is very impressive. It's large, comfortable and easily challenges many airlines business class lounges. There is a nice food and drink range (the hot popcorn is a nice touch), free broadband internet and plenty of lounges for relaxing on. Only thing missing is a bar, however this is hardly expected!
The time passed fairly quickly and before long we boarded the B712 for the flight to USM (flying time of just 40 minutes). The 717 is a nice aircraft to travel on, good legroom and a nice 2-3 configuration. The PG inflight service is always good. Were served a cold meat roll with a pastry, plus orange juice and coffee/tea. The crew were friendly and professional as always and good in dealing with a few sleazy Australian men who were sitting in front of me. Unfortunately this is an all too common sight in Thailand. Two of the guys behaved in such inappropriate ways that they'd have no doubt been arrested on a flight in Australia. Luckily they settled down after being served their meal.
Arrival in USM was not so spectacular at night. As we deboarded the aircraft we were ushered onto little open-air mini-busses which drove us to the main terminal. It's quite a sweet little arrangement, very classically Thai. Huts with thatched roofs and all open-air. Cute, but the baggage arrangement was slow (HBA DJ style) and, while it was pleasant in the evening, it would have been bloody hot during the day!
Koh Samui: 4 nights at Seascape Beach Resort
Right down the far end of Chewang beach. This meant it was quieter and the beach itself is much nicer that the northern end (less weed, water isn't so stale). Resort itself was quite nice for the price ($120 per night for 4 person bungalow). A little dated, but room was clean and tidy, air con worked well. Only complaint was the shower which was absolutely terrible. Ended up running into the beach with conditioner still in my hair! Breakfast this time buffet, but is the usual Thai deal which consists of odd tasting eggs, odd tasting bacon, odd tasting toast.... well odd is the key word.
Days were beautiful. The hotel has deck chairs along the beach and, unlike many others, doesn't make you pay for them. Pool was small, but the ocean was so nice there was no need to use it. Samui really is a whole notch above coughet. My travel partners were heading to HKT after USM while I headed home, although really I didn't feel too upset that I'd be missing much.
On our last night we had dinner on the beach. The resort restaurant each night had a beautiful setting right on the beach with LED lighting and comfortable outside tables (or "Picnic on pillow" style if you wanted). We each had the 499THB ($17ish) seafood platter which consisted of "Rock Lobster" (which turned out to be a Balmain Bug!), prawns and the most beautiful crab I’d ever had (along with a glass of wine, which wasn't worth writing home about - thank god for the 99THB coughtails!).
That night I took my last walk through the streets of USM, a place I would definitely miss. I also felt a hint of sadness, realising this would probably be the last time I'd visit Thailand (my one true love!) for quite some time. For the next few years work in Australia will be hectic and I don't like my chances of getting away for a while.
Off to bed, preparing for my 4am wake up for the long, long trip home!
Thursday 19 April 2007 - USM-SYD, the long way
Unfortunately, I'd been unable to get myself a flight from BKK-SYD. The only options were SIN-BNE-SYD, or HKT-SYD on JQ. Not wishing to give the JQ option a shot I booked SIN-BNE-SYD, planning to then travel USM-SIN to meet it. After a bit of thinking, I decided the 1 1/2 hour's between the USM-SIN and SIN-BNE flights was pushing it too much, so I booked USM-BKK and BKK-SIN arriving much earlier for about the same price.
Flight: Bangkok Air PG100
Aircraft: B717-200
Route: USM-BKK
ETD: 0600
ATD: 0605
Seat: 8C
Early pickup (4:45) to be at the airport at 5am. It was still dark (and fortunately fairly cool). Checkin was easy and I took a seat to wait for the flight. There was food and drink available, but I didn't dig in too much - can't ever bring myself to eat in the morning. The flight was called and I boarded the minibus to go to the aircraft. Spent about 5mins sitting on it before it got moving. By this stage the sun was beginning to rise and it was warming up, again glad I wasn't sitting in the same spot during the day.
Flight departed 5 mins late. Service inflight was again efficient, however unfortunately the meal wasn't quite up to PG standards. It was two pastries and some fruit with coffee and juice. Most was ok, but the pastries were dry as a nu.... they were very dry.
Flight landed on schedule and, after the long walk and wait to get my bags I proceeded upstairs to checkin for my next flight.
Flight: Air Asia FD3503
Aircraft: B737-300
Route: BKK-SIN
ETD: 1140
ATD: 1145/1215
Seat: 15D
I arrived in the departures area at about 0730. I had figured FD checkin opened 3 hours before departure so I found a seat to wait until 0840. This time came... nothing opened. Must be 2 1/2 hours. Come 0910, still nothing. At 0930 a queue formed on an empty checkin counter so I joined assuming this was for my flight. At 0950, less than two hours before the flight departed, the counters opened. FD has a 15kg baggage limit so I was careful to pack my suitcase light and keep the rest in my cabin bag. On the scales my bag goes, 16.3kg
"Sir you take something out, 15kg limit"
Fair enough, I take out a plastic bag and throw some clothes in it. At 15.9kg I'm given the ok. So now I'm carrying on 2 cabin bags and a plastic bag with my dirty clothes in it. If someone can explain how this saves them money I'd really like to hear it!
At the gate the queue was forming a good 15mins prior to boarding (free seating). There was a large Chinese tour group on the flight and none of them seemed to speak English so calls from ground staff to sit down were ignored. Luckily I'd figured out that to board the flight we must first travel on a bus, so first in queue = first on bus = last off bus = last on plane. I ended up being near the bus door, however in the rush to get off the bus was almost pushed over so I didn't stress too much about getting out in a hurry!
Eventually I planted myself in an aisle seat just behind the exit row. Leg room was ok and I was banking on having the row to myself. Just before departure, someone climbed over me and took the window. The seats weren't too bad. DJ style leather, although the leg room was tighter, I'd say 30" (still better than JQ).
The next event was a little interesting; the AC pushed back from its parking spot, taxied to the holding point for the runway, entered the runway and exited right away, returned to the parking spot and shut down. Oddly no one else seemed at all fussed by this. 10 mins later, the AC was pushed back again, restarted and began to taxi. I noted out the window a truck with a large nitrogen (?) tank on the back following us and the driver was paying close attention to the landing gear. I'm assuming a flat tyre was noted when lining up. There was no explanation from the cabin or flight deck crew.
Once airbourne, flight was trouble free. Food service was ok. I got a cup of noodles, a tuna sandwich and a can of Pepsi for 190THB (just over $6) so one can't complain. Arrival in SIN was about half an hour late.
The next shock was the massive immigration queue. SIN is usually very efficient, but it dropped to SYD standards. Spent a good 20 minutes waiting in line.
Back upstairs to checkin for the next flight.
Flight: Qantas QF52
Aircraft: A330-300
Route: SIN-BNE
ETD: 2120
ATD: 2135
Seat: 29G
Checked in about 6 hours early without problem. I threw my cabin bags and plastic bag back into my suitcase and exceeded the limit by about 9kg but this wasn't even questioned (a nice advantage of QF over JQ).
Quickly I'm back through immigration and started to wander around SIN. Duty-free alcohol prices weren't as cheap as last time I was there, however I picked up a carton (200) of Dunhill smokes for $SG18.80. This was about the same price as BKK, but a lot cheaper than SIN. No they're not for me!
SIN QC was nice, big and roomy with a better food selection than SYD. No Tia Maria though, damn. Shower was nice and refreshing (I think I still had conditioner in my hair from USM) but damn, those razors, never again! I thought I'd pass out from blood loss! I noticed QF has nice shaving stuff on board the AC, how about some in the QC as well. Also noticed no deodorant or moisturiser, both of which would have come in handy especially now we aren't able to carry our own (easily anyway).
Back in economy for this one, and it hurt. Seat next to me was vacant but sleeping was near on impossible. Once airbourne I'd been traveling for over 12 hours and the sleep would have done me good, but it wasn't to be. In flight service was acceptable. Food was pretty good (sweet and sour fish), however the salad with the main tasted like it was all vinegar with a hint of salad. Bread roll was also dry. IFE worked without fault, but those screens are so small. I also found while the movie selection was pretty good, there was a lack of "TV" programming. It doesn't take long to watch 2 episodes of Two and a Half Men and Little Britain, so something more would have been nice. Arrival in BNE was just behind schedule. About a 5 minute wait at passport control, another 10 for the bags and about another 15 lining for quarantine. I had a few wooden things to declare, so once that was done I was let out without having my bags x-rayed (always the case when I have something to declare).
Quick transfer to the domestic terminal on the train. I was surprised at how warm it was for an April morning. I guess the Queenslanders do have something going for them!
Flight: Qantas QF513
Aircraft: B767-300
Route: BNE-SYD
ETD: 0915
ATD: 0915
Seat: 48A
Finally, over 24 hours since I'd left my resort in USM I was ready for the last flight. By the time I got to the gate it was only about 45mins til boarding. I took the opportunity to call the better half to announce my return - no answer, its nice to feel loved!
Boarding took a little while. A 763 is a big plane so there are a lot of people to checkin I guess. Aircraft looked tired and ready to die. Seats were showing wear, many overhead lockers had "faulty" stickers on them and my tray table was stuffed. Pushback and takeoff on time.
0915 departure so missed breakfast by 15mins. Quite a let down as the "meal" service consisted of one muffin being handed out of a basket. It was so dense I couldn't even eat it. One drink was offered (I took a coke to dissolve the muffin!) Nine News was on the main screen, but I had no chance of seeing it from my rear window seat. Crew made their way around collecting rubbish shortly before descent. Not one of them uttered a word to me at anytime during the flight. This flight really affirmed for me my loyalty to DJ for domestic services. The QF domestic product is tired and, in my view, inferior to DJ's. I'd much rather have a comfortable seat on a new plane with a good choice of food, even if I have to pay for it. It's also nice to have crews with a little personality! Landing in SYD was on time. Sitting over the wing I was able to get a good look at the wing flaps shaking and vibrating as the reversers were engaged. Let's hurry up the A380/B787 and get these 767's into the desert!
Exited the AC quickly and bag was off quickly enough. One good thing about T3 over T2 in SYD is that it's much quieter. I was the only person standing on the footpath waiting to be collected.
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So that does it, my well earned (and last one for a while) holiday. In summary, my love of Thailand was reaffirmed on this trip! The Qantas Intl product is, in my view, good. Business is good to excellent, economy just good. Still doesn't rate with the Asian carriers, but its a big improvement and they'll continue to receive my business. As for domestic flights, I'll remain a Virgin. Bangkok Air, excellent as always. While I don't give Skytrax much cred, they are right in naming them the Best Regional Airline. Air Asia.... well they're Air Asia. Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed!
So that brings to an end my first TR. I waffled on a bit, but I hope its some help to anyone heading off to SE Asia.