Scams like these

[AuSammy]

The least they could have done is use a spell checker

 

[wandering_fred]

Dear customer,

Your package with the number #CD0674645220 is still waiting for delivery !

We hope this message reaches you safely.

To ensure a smooth and timely delivery of your shipment, we kindly ask you to confirm the delivery details currently on file. This includes checking the accuracy of your delivery address and confirming the applicable delivery fees.

Your prompt response will help us avoid delays or the shipment being returned to the sender.

The confirm now button goes to "casa flor dela vida dot com" ?

Not a place for comfortable wandering
Fred

 

[OATEK]

Hello,

We wanted to remind you to lodge your tax return—and your BAS if needed—through your online services.

Lodge now

If you’ve already submitted, you’re all set.

If you need help along the way, visit the ATO website or reach out to your tax agent.

Best regards,
Support Team

 

[mapnz]

Expect an influx to a South Pacific island:


"Dear Friend,

How are you? I hope all is well with your family, friends and pets. I hope this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We have no time to waste regarding the information I am about to tell you, it is an urgent and serious matter.

My name is Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, senior data analyst here at the CERN institute based here in Geneva (http://public.web.cern.ch/public/). CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is one of the world’s largest and most respected centres for scientific research. Its business is fundamental physics, finding out what the Universe is made of and how it works. You may have seen on the news that, in recent days, our Large Hadron Collider machine has been colliding high-speed beams of energy in order to explore new physics and understand how the universe began. CERN have been adamant that this is safe, however I KNOW THE TRUTH.

The truth is that this experiment that CERN are conducting is extremely dangerous, and could cause global disaster. This experiment has a 95% of causing a black hole, thus swallowing a large area of the planet. The scientists do not want you to know this as they know it will cause panic. However, I can help you.

I am arranging for a number of selected people to be evacuated to a safe location on an island in the South Pacific via aeroplane. You have been selected from random to take part in this evacuation, thus continuing the survival of the human race.

Please, if you are interested, email me back immediately with the following information:

Full name:
Age:
Contact number:
Country:
Email address:

Please send all emails to my private box: From > ***Email removed***

Regards, and God bless.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth"

How many status points do we get for the flight ?

 

[AuSammy]

. I hope this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition

How do emails arrive in an imperfect condition