Lets (hypothetically) fast forward into the plaintiff's evidence:-
Plaintiff's Lawyer: "Mr Mutlu, were you on board JetBlue Airways?"
Plaintff: "Yes"
Plaintff's Lawyer: "Were you made to sit on the toilet seat during the flight?"
Plaintiff: "That's correct"
Plaintiff's Lawyer: "Did the flight ever encounter turbulence?""
Plaintff: "Yes, continuous and severe turbublence"
Plaintiff's Lawyer: "As the turbulence was in your word, continuous and servere, what did this make you feel?"
Plaintff: "Yes, felt very scared, terrified"
Plaintiff's Lawyer: "Tell us what then happened?"
Plaintff: "I was so scared that I pooped my pants"
Plaintiff's Lawyer: "OMG You pooped your pants?! No further questions, Your Honour."
Defendant's Laywer for JetBlue: "Mr Mutlu, did you sit on the toilet seat?"
Plaintiff: "Yes sir"
D.L : "Do you know what the toilet seat is for?"
Plaintiff: "Yes I do"
D.L : "As you sat on the toilet seat, did you take off your pants?"
Plaintiff: "No"
D.L : "Mr Mutlu, answer yes or no, if you took off your pants like what most people would do when they use a toilet, would you have then have pooped your pants?"
Plaintiff: "No".
D.L : "So I say to this Court that you are at fault for pooping your pants, not that of JetBlue Airways! I have no further questions Your Honour."
(sorry for being a bit creative at this wee hour of the morning)