Man detained by FBI on SW PHL/DEN flight

[QF WP]

A SOUTHWEST Airlines passenger is free on US$5000 ($5500) bond after federal authorities say he was caught masturbating on a flight from Philadelphia to Denver.

FBI called after man coughs on plane | News.com.au

 

[samh004]

He coughd in public, next to a woman, what did he think was going to happen.

Mr Nookella then allegedly said to the woman: "You caught me.”

I can’t help but to at that line!

 

[dajop]

What a w##ker.

Seen several (many?) on planes over the years ... but not in the true sense of the word like this guy.

 

[tuppaware]

You should see the Billy Connolly joke about what to say when you get caught masturbating. Something to do with a spider jumping on your pants.

 

[Hvr]

Merely a failed attempt at joining the mile high club (owner operated division).

 

[rwatts]

Merely a failed attempt at joining the mile high club (owner operated division).

Are we actually certain it was a failed attempt ?

(BTW: I've always known it as the "Solo Division")

Richard (not a member of any division of the club)

 

[samh004]

I know it as the solo division too…

 

[Hvr]

Are we actually certain it was a failed attempt ?

(BTW: I've always known it as the "Solo Division")

Richard (not a member of any division of the club)

I know it as the solo division too…

You are of course both correct with the division title. Maybe I should've asked for a hand when writing my previous post?

 

[drron]

You are of course both correct with the division title. Maybe I should've asked for a hand when writing my previous post?

Then it wouldn't be correct,no?:shock:

 

[QF WP]

Yes, that wouldn't be solo....and I'm not going there :shock:

 

[simongr]

Seriously is this the level we have sunk to? Toilet humor jokes about an idiot?

 

[samh004]

Seriously is this the level we have sunk to? Toilet humor jokes about an idiot?

You really had to ask?

And I assume you mean humour

 

[tuppaware]

Seriously is this the level we have sunk to? Toilet humor jokes about an idiot?

Once apon a time I worked in a casino. One regular had parkinson on the right side of his body, he sat next to a lady at the table, he hid his hand on his lap. The lady took one look at his shaking hand under the table and thought he was being a little too friendly ... Poor guy.

 

[Mal]

Occasionally people get busted for this, but just like smoking on a plane and the "real" mile high club it happens!

Looking at the MyFox article and reading through the comments, I found this one interesting:

In Australia the Cabin Crew would have just told him to "put that silly little thing away". I get this type thing happen regulary on the flights I work on. Also have you never wondered why there are such long waits to get in the toilet restrooms, well i can tell you if they are not doing it under blankets in the cabin, they are doing it in the toilet restrooms. And certain nationalities are worse for doing it than others. Its all in a days work for Cabin Crew.

Of course no one can validate who posters claim to be...