I've created a monster

[parsonstrish]

I have been an avid pupil of the expert teaching of the ff's on this site. So much so I've decipherd acronmys (no sp. check again) yupp's, upgrades, flounges, expert flyer, you know all the really important things to beginner flyers.
Now sitting in the dfw club, drinking myself silly as I was told at check-in, flt. being diverted to auckland due to weather. I have no idea if this is longer or shorter but going for the former.
As I've been a willing pupil, I have taken advantage of any and every point to use for my flying. This current trip, I didn't have enough for business return, so over business and return pe. I kept looking at expert flyer to see how many aisle business seats available, zero to none. So with my grade one bladder decided not to go for the upgrade as me being in a middle seat would send the aisle folk in my row to drink.
I'm positive turbulence is just a hipcup while sitting in business, I have natural padding but not enough to create the same cushioning of business, think it's time for another drink.

 

[tuapekastar]

I have been an avid pupil of the expert teaching of the ff's on this site. So much so I've decipherd acronmys (no sp. check again) yupp's, upgrades, flounges, expert flyer, you know all the really important things to beginner flyers.
Now sitting in the dfw club, drinking myself silly as I was told at check-in, flt. being diverted to auckland due to weather. I have no idea if this is longer or shorter but going for the former.
As I've been a willing pupil, I have taken advantage of any and every point to use for my flying. This current trip, I didn't have enough for business return, so over business and return pe. I kept looking at expert flyer to see how many aisle business seats available, zero to none. So with my grade one bladder decided not to go for the upgrade as me being in a middle seat would send the aisle folk in my row to drink.
I'm positive turbulence is just a hipcup while sitting in business, I have natural padding but not enough to create the same cushioning of business, think it's time for another drink.

parsonstrish (you monster! ), you've taken a path many of us have, and it's all good.

 

[Hvr]

Another person educated (or corrupted depending on your opinion) by this site.

I've learnt so much here and really do enjoy flying up the front.

 

[JessicaTam]

I have been an avid pupil of the expert teaching of the ff's on this site. So much so I've decipherd acronmys (no sp. check again) yupp's, upgrades, flounges, expert flyer, you know all the really important things to beginner flyers.
Now sitting in the dfw club, drinking myself silly as I was told at check-in, flt. being diverted to auckland due to weather. I have no idea if this is longer or shorter but going for the former.
As I've been a willing pupil, I have taken advantage of any and every point to use for my flying. This current trip, I didn't have enough for business return, so over business and return pe. I kept looking at expert flyer to see how many aisle business seats available, zero to none. So with my grade one bladder decided not to go for the upgrade as me being in a middle seat would send the aisle folk in my row to drink.
I'm positive turbulence is just a hipcup while sitting in business, I have natural padding but not enough to create the same cushioning of business, think it's time for another drink.

I just laughed out loud reading this.

I think AFF is responsible for lots of monsters (myself included).

 

[straitman]

I'm just wondering if the thread should be renamed to 'I've become a monster'

Thoughts?

 

[tuapekastar]

I'm just wondering if the thread should be renamed to 'I've become a monster'

Thoughts?

Only with the monster's permission!

 

[ozbeachbabe]

I'm beginning to think you might be able to drink Tony Hancock under the table.