How to survive a plane crash: your choice of seat matters

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It's my preferred method of dying. Preferably seated next to a pretty girl and with a decent glass in my other hand.
 
codash1099 said:
It's my preferred method of dying. Preferably seated next to a pretty girl and with a decent glass in my other hand.
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And would you light up a smoke and hit her up for last minute of life action?

Could be embarrassing if the pilot regained control of the aircraft haha.
 
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Heard many years ago at a comedians show-maybe Dave Allen-I always sit in the last row on a plane.Have you ever heard of a plane backing into a mountain?.
 
drron said:
Heard many years ago at a comedians show-maybe Dave Allen-I always sit in the last row on a plane.Have you ever heard of a plane backing into a mountain?.
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They used to have smoking car on the front and rear of trains, rarely did they crash in the middle. :D
 
Mal Ware said:
And would you light up a smoke and hit her up for last minute of life action?

Could be embarrassing if the pilot regained control of the aircraft haha.
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Smoking is bad for your health:shock::p
 
Well even on an airline with the worst safety record, the odds of been killed in a crash sitting around 1 in 1.7 million, and the better class of airline (such as the ones I would normally fly) sitting around the 1 in 29.4 million, I think I'll happily sit up the front of the plane and worry about far more realistic problems, such as my first meal choice not been available, or the ginger beer running out... :lol:
 
drron said:
Heard many years ago at a comedians show-maybe Dave Allen-I always sit in the last row on a plane.Have you ever heard of a plane backing into a mountain?.
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Not that anyone survived the last AF crash, but given that it basically stalled all the way to the ocean... guess which part of the plane hit the water first?
 
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