How not to disguise the odour

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  1. NM

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    Farts spark emergency landing
    Now, who let off :oops: :oops: ?
     

  2. Shano

    Shano Established Member

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    That used to be a good party trick, but on an aeroplane.....:)
     
  3. NM

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    at least she has been banned from flying on AA flights for a long time, so there is less chance of being seated next to this medical anomaly.
     
  4. Maca44

    Maca44 Established Member

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    I see a perfect solution to the fuel taxes etc here and all it would take is a small siphon from one certain apparatus to the fuel tank.
     
  5. simongr

    simongr Enthusiast

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    Umm - how did the matches get on the plane in the first place? Arent they a prohibited item?
     
  6. Kiwi Flyer

    Kiwi Flyer Senior Member

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    Not unless you have excessive quantity.
     
  7. JohnK

    JohnK Veteran Member

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    You have to feel sorry for the person but lighting matches on an aircraft....
     
  8. codash1099

    codash1099 Established Member

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    She gets some marks (not many) for attempting to disguise the odour. I've had one or two very unpleasant experiences as I'm sure we all have.

    Maybe the airlines should provide suitable "cover up" materials. I know I peronally have never given such offence!:oops:
     
  9. JohnK

    JohnK Veteran Member

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    Looking at QF website they are not permitted as carry on or checked baggage but can be carried on one's person.

     
  10. simongr

    simongr Enthusiast

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    Ahh so a zippo is ok but not a cheapo disposable - at least they have some sense of occasion ;)
     
  11. bigjobs

    bigjobs Active Member

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    you know you're a redneck when ... your air freshner is a box of matches.

    i am reminded of the scene from Jackass called 'The Fart Mask' ... priceless.
     
  12. Was there any mention of the passenger having a Banjo as carry-on?
     
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