Airbus could fit 1000

[Reggie]

JohnK,

You didn't think you'd met Reggie, did you :?:

No thats not me, I'm the one who puts his 2 rollaboards in your overhead locker, and then my man bag in the locker above my seat. Then I spend 5 mins taking my jacket off and preening it so its flat. I then remember that I wanted my novel out of one of the rollaboards and continue to hold boarding whilst I find it so I can put it in the seatback pocket and look intelligent. This causes the boarding queue to back up to the boarding pass readers. Even though I have sat in the QP for 2 hours and could have had everything ready to sit in my assigned seat, but prefer to be centre of attention and look oh so important.

Then as soon as the seat belt light goes off I fully recline, only uprighting long enough for you to get your water, wine and meal on your tray, then recline again so you have trouble seeing what is on your plate, let alone wedging the glasses out from between my seatback and your plate.

 

[straitman]

No thats not me, I'm the one who puts his 2 rollaboards in your overhead locker, and then my man bag in the locker above my seat. Then I spend 5 mins taking my jacket off and preening it so its flat. I then remember that I wanted my novel out of one of the rollaboards and continue to hold boarding whilst I find it so I can put it in the seatback pocket and look intelligent. This causes the boarding queue to back up to the boarding pass readers. Even though I have sat in the QP for 2 hours and could have had everything ready to sit in my assigned seat, but prefer to be centre of attention and look oh so important.

Then as soon as the seat belt light goes off I fully recline, only uprighting long enough for you to get your water, wine and meal on your tray, then recline again so you have trouble seeing what is on your plate, let alone wedging the glasses out from between my seatback and your plate.

I've definitely met you a few times then.

 

[Reggie]

I've definitely met you a few times then.

Yeap, your surprised I am actually that good looking aren't you . It is a curse sometimes, I know what Paris Hilton is going through.

 

[straitman]

Yeap, your surprised I am actually that good looking aren't you . It is a curse sometimes, I know what Paris Hilton is going through.

... sorry, I was thinking of someone else :!: :mrgreen:

 

[Reggie]

... sorry, I was thinking of someone else :!: :mrgreen:

Dont worry straitman metrosexuals like you and me can spend all the time in the world preening ourselves and our Armani suits after putting our man bags in the overhead lockers, thn sitting down to read our copy of GQ.:shock:

 

[Keith009]

...thn sitting down to read our copy of GQ.:shock:

:mrgreen:

 

[JohnK]

You didn't think you'd met Reggie, did you :?:

Not until I read his description of the person he sat next to on a flight.

I can see you 2 have taken this thread way off topic without my help though.

 

[serfty]

Yeap, your surprised I am actually that good looking aren't you . It is a curse sometimes, I know what Paris Hilton is going through.

'Tis not Paris herself that's good looking, it's the size of her Bank Account. :shock:

Seriously, she would make a wall jealous.

Now getting this back OT; I reckon 1000 Paris Hilton's would only half fill an A380

 

[Reggie]

'Tis not Paris herself that's good looking, it's the size of her Bank Account. :shock:

And here I thought everyone else was also interested in her choice of underwear and her non fiction movie appearances

Now getting this back OT; I reckon 1000 Paris Hilton's would only half ill an A380

Yes Serfty, keeping this OT, I however think you over estimated the number of pax that would be sick on the same A380 flight due to there being that many Paris Hilton's, may be a quarter to a third.

I do think I know what you meant though on half fill, but can you imagine howmuch the airlines would save on fuel, all that vacuum helping to maintain altitude. There could even be more upside with greater freight capbilities being used to counter this lightweightedness.:shock:

 

[codash1099]

'Tis not Paris herself that's good looking, it's the size of her Bank Account. :shock:

Seriously, she would make a wall jealous.

Now getting this back OT; I reckon 1000 Paris Hilton's would only half ill an A380

Try thinking of 1000 sumo wrestlers instead. That would really qualify for "half ill"

 

[straitman]

Now getting this back OT; I reckon 1000 Paris Hilton's would only half ill an A380

... and that would still be 1000 tooooo many :!: