Flywithd
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Date: 5th June 2013
Route: MEL - PER - MEL
Flight Number: VA 677 / 684
Airline: Virgin Australia
Aircraft Type: Airbus 330
Aircraft Rego: XFE
Travel Class: Y/J
Seat: 10C/ 3A
Overall Rating: 5 Star
My day started out with me snoozing too long over the allocated time of 15 minutes meaning I was up at 5:30AM instead of 5:15AM with a boarding time of 6:30AM on my boarding pass, a double check of my man bag to ensure I had my essentials and then it was in the car and off to the freeway to the short term car park by 5:54AM. By the time i reached the lounge it was 6:03AM and I decided to ask if an upgrade was available (I was booked on a saver), unfortunately my fare wasn't alowed to be upgraded and I was fine with that. I had already checked in via passbook so I asked for the angel to reprint a carded BP and she did it with a smile. She asked if I had ever been to gate 12 and I informed her I haven't set foot down that side of the terminal, with a cheeky smile she directed me to turn right once outside the lounge doors and continue to walk down until screening.
I fumbled around the lounge and got a coffee and saw that it was nearly boarding time, so at 6:23AM I started my stroll down to gate 12, luckily for me there wasn't much of a line for security screening and i went through screening in less than 10 seconds. I found gate 12 to my left and saw that boarding had already commenced, I waltzed down the PB line but dues to early boarding there were hardly any lines in the general lane or PB lane. While walking down the aerobridge I was quite neutral to see which bird would be operating the coast to coast flight.
Welcome on board Mr Le..... (by this stage I'm already relieved that it was not A/B as I can see the charming new J cabin to the left, but a quick quiz to see if the crew know their work space ) as I interrupt the generic welcome back with "What registration is this aircraft, is it C, D, E, F, G???" The look of confusion shows on all 4 of the FA's faces and they unleash nervous smiles as they look at each other and try to find out the registration. Theres a couple of pax behind waiting to board and the CSM acknowledges the pax and resumes looking and searching for the registration on their roster.
Mr Le, we are on XFE! Unfortunately I was directed right while my head went left, I was awestruck...... my VA330 virginity was finally broken, in seat 10C.
Legroom was adequate for someone who's 180cm tall. I was wishing for a shadow for 10A... but that shadow was from someone else.
10A... what can I say, I try my best not to judge, but I am only human. I like the unconstructed agreement over the arm rest between us, I'll have the inner half while the outter half is yours, your probably reading this right now, as I noticed your eyes like to wander around especially the countless times my eyes have met your eyes on my iPad. If your not going to turn off your iPad and iPhone then have the balls.. like a man and sit there and watch one and a half men without holding the iPad Smart Cover halfway over the screen and then proceed to cover the screen up when a FA walks past, I also noticed your multiple shoe stains on the bulkhead. If I was your mother, my hand and your face would have a serious discussion as to who would be cleaning up those stains.
XFE (Manly Beach) was introduced into the VA fleet on June 30th, 2012 and respectively is now 11 months old, the bulkhead screen in front of me seems to be out of order in such a short period of time, I must say, the mighty roar of her Rolls Royce Trent 772B-60 engines on take off and descent sounded amazing, somewhat sexy to the ears.
Route: MEL - PER - MEL
Flight Number: VA 677 / 684
Airline: Virgin Australia
Aircraft Type: Airbus 330
Aircraft Rego: XFE
Travel Class: Y/J
Seat: 10C/ 3A
Overall Rating: 5 Star
My day started out with me snoozing too long over the allocated time of 15 minutes meaning I was up at 5:30AM instead of 5:15AM with a boarding time of 6:30AM on my boarding pass, a double check of my man bag to ensure I had my essentials and then it was in the car and off to the freeway to the short term car park by 5:54AM. By the time i reached the lounge it was 6:03AM and I decided to ask if an upgrade was available (I was booked on a saver), unfortunately my fare wasn't alowed to be upgraded and I was fine with that. I had already checked in via passbook so I asked for the angel to reprint a carded BP and she did it with a smile. She asked if I had ever been to gate 12 and I informed her I haven't set foot down that side of the terminal, with a cheeky smile she directed me to turn right once outside the lounge doors and continue to walk down until screening.
I fumbled around the lounge and got a coffee and saw that it was nearly boarding time, so at 6:23AM I started my stroll down to gate 12, luckily for me there wasn't much of a line for security screening and i went through screening in less than 10 seconds. I found gate 12 to my left and saw that boarding had already commenced, I waltzed down the PB line but dues to early boarding there were hardly any lines in the general lane or PB lane. While walking down the aerobridge I was quite neutral to see which bird would be operating the coast to coast flight.
Welcome on board Mr Le..... (by this stage I'm already relieved that it was not A/B as I can see the charming new J cabin to the left, but a quick quiz to see if the crew know their work space ) as I interrupt the generic welcome back with "What registration is this aircraft, is it C, D, E, F, G???" The look of confusion shows on all 4 of the FA's faces and they unleash nervous smiles as they look at each other and try to find out the registration. Theres a couple of pax behind waiting to board and the CSM acknowledges the pax and resumes looking and searching for the registration on their roster.
Mr Le, we are on XFE! Unfortunately I was directed right while my head went left, I was awestruck...... my VA330 virginity was finally broken, in seat 10C.


Legroom was adequate for someone who's 180cm tall. I was wishing for a shadow for 10A... but that shadow was from someone else.
10A... what can I say, I try my best not to judge, but I am only human. I like the unconstructed agreement over the arm rest between us, I'll have the inner half while the outter half is yours, your probably reading this right now, as I noticed your eyes like to wander around especially the countless times my eyes have met your eyes on my iPad. If your not going to turn off your iPad and iPhone then have the balls.. like a man and sit there and watch one and a half men without holding the iPad Smart Cover halfway over the screen and then proceed to cover the screen up when a FA walks past, I also noticed your multiple shoe stains on the bulkhead. If I was your mother, my hand and your face would have a serious discussion as to who would be cleaning up those stains.
XFE (Manly Beach) was introduced into the VA fleet on June 30th, 2012 and respectively is now 11 months old, the bulkhead screen in front of me seems to be out of order in such a short period of time, I must say, the mighty roar of her Rolls Royce Trent 772B-60 engines on take off and descent sounded amazing, somewhat sexy to the ears.



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