A bit of humour

[Happy Dude]

I thought it was de rigueur to use the taxiing time to submit a missing points claim for the flight?

 

[DejaBrew]

I thought it was de rigueur to use the taxiing time to submit a missing points claim for the flight?

You mean you don't submit it via the in-flight wifi at cruising altitude.....?

 

[serfty]

This guy had been having an affair with an Italian woman for some years.

One night she says, honey, I'm pregnant.

The guy almost faints!

So he says, I'll give you a lot of money if you go back to Italy, have the baby there, and keep everything a secret. I'll even send child support until the kid turns 18.

She says, okay. But how will you know when the baby's born?

This genius says, Easy. Just mail me a postcard and write one word on the back. Spaghetti. I'll know exactly what it means.

Seven months later, he comes home and his wife says, Honey, you got the weirdest postcard today. He says, Just give it to me. He reads it. His face turns ghost white. He grabs his chest and drops like he just saw his credit card bill.

His wife picks up the postcard and reads it. It says, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.